Jan 05 2010
Click on the photo to view more of Bethany
This is 23-year-old Bethany Rein from Wisconsin….what a perfect way to roll in the new decade! She has been in the modeling industry for nearly two years and has quite the extensive resume. She will spend 2010 traveling the globe modeling and doing promotion events
More extensive resumes at Uncoached’s Facebook Page
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Jan 05 2010
Clearly this ridiculous race is done somewhere in Europe. I wouldn’t be surprise if it were Zee Germans doing this. I’m sure the race would be followed by strange romps in the barn and poo eating or something weird like that.
But as it stands apparently the winner of this race got a bottle of champagne. Well isn’t that nice.
More pictures of this weirdness after the jump
Jan 05 2010
This might be the coolest ever video advocating homosexuality.
Jan 05 2010
I looked through all my records and I cannot believe that there wasn’t a single post dedicated to the gorgeous (and busty) Imogen Thomas. Talk about your all time errors. And yes, of course Imogen is from England. I mean I shouldn’t even have to write that at this point.
She’s a former bar hostess and was crowned Miss Wales in 2003. What really moved her ass into high gear? She was on the British Big Brother in 2006 and then bam. Currently she appears on TV but honestly she just flaunts those guns around and I’m very happy about it.
I’m sure you guys are as pleased as I am.
More of Imogen after the jump
Jan 05 2010
I mean this is a very funny subject but at the same time I’m a little disappointed
A 20-year-old Riverview man slapped a police horse in Ybor City, police say.
Officers arrested Marcell Douglas following the incident early Sunday at Seventh Avenue and 15th Street.
An officer riding Chad, a police horse, was clearing streets of pedestrian traffic about 3 a.m. Sunday when Douglas slapped the horse on the right-rear flank, according to an arrest report.
Wait a second. On the right-rear flank? And it wasn’t even in the face. “In Da Face!” Would have been nice if the guy could the horse right in the kisser.
Essentially this guy is being fined $500 for touching a horse. I mean at least throw in a beastiality charge or something. Awful.
[Via Tampa Bay Online]
Jan 05 2010
In case any of you are beach folk or have simply been to the beach, I’m sure you are familiar with Reef. But are you familiar with the bikini contests they sponsor all around the world? Just like Hooters does with all of their fantastic “beauty pageants” Reef has done the same, only theirs are way better.
How you might ask? Because Reef’s contests are basically like suped up versions of Spring Break contests where you are guaranteed every girl is hot and that every girl will be shaking it, big time.
Hooters they just stand there. I’m voting for Reef.
As you will surely see below it’s a no brainer that this classic contest needs to make its way into the mainstream
Jan 05 2010
I wrote an article a while back on how much I hate Emos. Now it’s not necessarily Emos that I hate all that much as much as it is this new generation of young people that have to be so different and so damned lazy and snotty.
Get a job. Interact with people damnet. Stop texting and having more of a personal relationship to a gadget than an actual human being. And good God stop thinking that purple and red hair is gonna make you friends.
I don’t know man. Maybe it works. But here are 15 examples of being different that I can’t stand.
Jan 05 2010
Click on the photo for the formula to a successful stripper
Strippers often wear body glitter and put great effort into thematic costumes and dance routines. This is because they are unfamiliar with the mathematic principal that dictates success in their profession.
More great effort put in at Uncoached’s Facebook Page
The Tips
Is this girl an official “Perfect 10?” – [Regretfulmorning]
Well at least Pam Anderson still has “slips” going – [Taxidrivermovie] (NSFW Ads)
Twenty five girls who never get speeding tickets – [Manofest]
10 of the longest prison sentences on earth – [Top Cultured]
Olivia Munn might also be the perfect woman – [Maxim]
The twenty five best “photos of the day” of 2009 – [Holytaco]
The 2010 Doony Look Swim is quite entertaining – [DJ Mick]
A gallery of transsexual celebrity look-alikes – [Cityrag]
The ultimate “shit happens” video – [Flabber]
The year of 2009 in Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh – [Attuworld]
Eva Longoria looks pretty good in a bikini – [Celebrity Odor]
Nothing’s better than a hot chick with a wedgie – [Cavemancircus]
20 consistently sexy women of the past decade – [Gunaxin]
Playboy hopeful Raelene Labray makes me happy – [HGOM]
If you want the best stories of the week go here – [Linkiest]
Bollywood sex kitten Deepika Padukone – [Flisted]
The 25 top stories of 2009 – [Brobible]
Check out the size of this baby – [The Chive]
Jan 04 2010
Click on the photo for more girls like this
Second to the left? Yup. That’s what I’m talking about. Imagine having a fun little gymnastics practice session with this group here. Makes me want to learn how to use the balance beam. Well that or work on my floor routine.
More floor worthy girls at Uncoached’s Facebook Page
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