I’m not sure if I feel good about this or am concerned.  Let’s face it.  Club culture (i.e. guidos and douchebags) is a culture that isn’t just popular and spreading here in the U.S., it’s global.  Unfortunately for me, I happen to enjoy the music.  It’s a shame because if it weren’t for these annoying people that go to these clubs I’d have a blast at them.  As it stands I haven’t gone to one in nearly 10 years.

So when I got a hold of these pictures from Japan I was both happy and sad.  Happy because there are hot chicks who do lesbian type stuff at clubs but sad because they all probably go home with Japan’s douchery.  And that just sucks.

Still though, pictures of sexy Japanese club girls is always a good thing….

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Amazingly enough I’m a male and I’m not a huge fan of beer.  I mean I like the fact that it gets you drunk.  I’m just not a huge fan of the taste or the bubbles (insert “you’re a homo” joke right there, I’m used to it by now).  But I have to say that I’m glad I’m finally man enough to admit it.

Still though, I’ll occasionally tie one on and play in a Beirut tournament here and there.  I can’t deny that there are times when an ice cold beer does do the trick.

So when I came across this fun little 20 things about beer thing I thought you guys would like it

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Click on the photo for sex myths that are true

The only thing more awesome than an urban legend turning out to be true is if that same legend involves some sort of nefarious sex or groin related hilarity.

More awesomeness at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Funbag

The Top 15 countries with the hottest women – [Linkiest]

Women in relationships tend to gain more weight – [Asylum]

The latest and greatest in celebrity “slips” – [Taxidrivermovie] (NSFW Ads)

Koala sex is much cooler than Andy Roddick – [With Leather]

If you need sexy motivational posters… – [The Chive]

Check out the latest girl next door – [Bullzeye]

20 of the coolest penguins you’ve ever see – [Cityrag]

Melanie Elyza can show me around anytime – [Gorillamask]

Miss Universe 2004 bares all for Claire magazine – [Flisted]

Rosa Acosta has got some kind of booty, wow – [Sublime Blog]

Fat Cesar is the coolest little fat kid ever – [Don Chavez]

This is one of the worst romance parodies ever – [Attuworld]

Check out this crazy deadlifting video – [Flabber]

Ashley Greene and her body paint in a video – [Guyism]

This chick definitely needs to be famous – [Bugehoobs]

Tamara Witmer is a reason to stay home today – [Big Smudge]

In case you missed your fix of hump day hotties – [Funtasticus]

Tara Lee and her tattoos make me horned up – [HGOM]

Click on the photo for more of Kenda Perez

Just who is Kenda Perez?  She’s some sexy host of some UFC show.  That’s all you really need to know.  Other than that she looks good all the time and will never say hello to me in my entire life.  Yay for me!  Yay!

More yay for me girls at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Portfolio

Given that the only two cruises I’ve been on were 1.  A Carnival Cruise during spring break in college where I hooked up with a disgusting Asian Girl and 2.  A Carnival Cruise with my now wife that featured more obese people than I’d care to enjoy, my perception of cruises aren’t all that delightful.

However, I know people who’ve been on some pretty sweet excursions and when I can gather the strength I’d be happy to attempt another cruise trip.

And if I do plan one soon boy would I like to be on Oasis of the Seas

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For no reason whatsoever I just felt like playing this video for you guys. It’s been a while since I’ve seen it and man is is weird. I’d have to say the best character is definitely Hulk Hogan. Although the Mick Jagger guy is very freaky.

Just so you guys know, Jessica Lynn Hinton goes by Jessa.  So if by chance you run into her on the street you’ll have that little piece of information.  Here’s a little something Jessa had to say about herself.

I live in Las vegas, NV but travel to L.A. constantly for work.  I am 5’9 125 pounds…long blonde hair/ blue eyes. Tanned skin ( but not burnt or fake looking, more of a sun kissed look

Sun kissed look huh?  How about an Uncoached kissed look?  Would that suffice?  5’9 and 125.  Man would those legs go on for days.  I think it’s time I travel out to L.A. constantly as well.

More of Jessa after the jump

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This is by far one of the coolest things you’ll see all day.

Other than Oktoberfest and disgusting porn, I’m sure there’s lots to love about Germany.   And I suppose if it weren’t for Hitler and all his shenanigans myself and other Jews might not have such a jaded view of the country.

But the past is the past and from what I can tell it seems like a neat little place to visit.  Of course they have their version of Hollywood which I call “Zee Germans.”  And within this world are their versions of celebrities, many of which happen to be attractive women.

So after some research I found what I think to be the 20 hottest female German celebrities.  Bear in mind these aren’t busty models so I’ll have to come up with that list another day.

Enjoy

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