I know it’s only January but I’m telling you folks, it won’t get weirder than this.

There’s absolutely everything to hate about a woman like Kelly Bensimon.  Let me elaborate.  First of all she was on that show Real Housewives of New York City so you know right there she’s really high maintenance.

Second of all she has been arrested for assault on a former boyfriend before.   Even higher maintenance.   Third is that she’s a complete snob and socialite.   Combine these factors and you have a horrible relationship.

However, combine these factors and you have an AMAZING affair/one night stand.  So she’s got that going for her…which is nice.  Plus she’s over 40 and I dig that.

More of Bensimon after the jump

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My vote is for yes.   Honestly folks, it’s not Halloween.  It’s not even close to Halloween.  Actually scratch the whole “coolest kid” thing.  I’m voting for coolest parents in NYC.

Sure this kid will grow up a meth addict and more than likely jump off a building because he thinks he’s a real super hero.  But that’s nothing compared to how cool he is now.

Well worth it if you ask me.

I mean did they really just use the phrase “Smells like fresh vagina in here?”  Thank God someone had the balls to make fun of all this.  It’s amazing how short a line we’re all given on sexual harassment these days.

Most times it’s “give me a break” type stuff.  Once in a blue moon we see a legit case but Jesus I feel like if a guy says hello the wrong way these days he could get sued.

For an organization that is against cruelty to animals PETA sure as hell displays an awful lot of meat in their ad campaigns.  I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again.  There’s just something weird about a person who doesn’t eat meat.  Sure I can get how it’s wrong to treat animals with such violence and such, but I’ll be damned if I don’t eat a steak in the next day or two.

And while these women may rather be naked than wear fur, I’m certain they’d rather live eating cows than die of starvation.  Either way, they’re still naked and I hope PETA just keeps doing what they’re doing.

Here’s to the meat that men (and some women) all love:  the hottest women to pose naked for PETA.

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I’ve mentioned it before that I thoroughly enjoy dance music.  The unfortunate thing about that is that I really can’t go see my favorite DJ’s live.  I mean used to go to all that shit when I was younger and didn’t mind so much.

But let’s just say the life and look of a raver is not something I can tolerate anymore.  Half the people at these things look like zombies and most have no clue what the hell they’re listening to because they’re so messed up from the drugs.

And if that’s not enough you have this incredibly weird class of dance that is showcased time after time.

Here, see for yourselves

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Click on the photo for more of Anna Wolfers

Anna Wolfers is a German model turned actress.  Sadly her first role did not require nudity. I guess she doesn’t want to be taken seriously. I mean at the least she should be doing some kind of poop scene right?  Zee Germans.

More foreign hotties at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Madness

This guy’s skull leads to the worst life ever – [Cracked]

Crazy skate boarders and their faceplants on loading docks – [Withleather]

I think you kind of have to subscribe here – [The Toilet Paper]

The sexy wheel of fortune game – [Monkeymag]

I sure do like the latest girl next door – [Bullz-Eye]

Story of a man who conquers Frogger – [Asylum]

Ani Lorak is my new favorite Russian hottie – [The Chive]

One of the worst self mirror shots of all time – [Attuworld]

As if clowns weren’t creepy enough – [Flabber]

Bouncer tosses a girl, literally – [Don Chavez]

Carla Zavaleta is one sexy broad, wow – [Sublime Blog]

Heidi Montag loves plastic surgery and I’m fine with that – [Flisted]

One of the weirdest sloth pictures ever – [Holytaco]

Check out the pooter in Times Square – [Cityrag]

This is the best American Idol song ever – [Top Cultured]

Is there anything sexier than a hot secretary? – [Reelpretty]

Here is the guide to learning beards – [Nextround]

We need more wrestling hotties like Kelly Kelly – [Gunaxin]

More proof that Sarah Palin is an idiot – [Celebrity Odor]

“That kid’s got some balls”  Ba dum ching!

Funny I never really heard of Alice Greczyn before but I’m sure glad I stumbled across her photo the other day.  Turns out Greczyn is an actress.

who starred in the 2006 NBC television series Windfall, playing the teenager Frankie Townsend. She has also played the part of Sage on the ABC family show Lincoln Heights. In 2008 she played Mandy on Privileged.

She has also appeared in the films Sleepover, The Dukes of Hazzard, Shrooms, Fat Albert, and Sex Drive as well as the television series Phil of the Future and Quintuplets.

Funny because I rarely show ladies that aren’t buxom on this site. But man. Once in a while you run into the marriage type. You know, the type whose face you’d chop your hands off for.

Greczyn has such a face. More of Alice after the jump

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