OK if this thing doesn’t freak you out then I’m 100% convinced that you are in fact a robot.

Back in December after weeks of eliminations, Kylie Bisutti was the official winner of the 2009 Victoria’s Secret Supermodel Angel Search

The 19-year-old from Simi Valley, California bested runner-up Jamie Lee Darley to become the fashion’s new superstar based on a nationwide online voting for the newest face to join the likes of Alessandra Ambrosio and Marisa Miller.

Did I mention she’s 19?  Yes, 19.  Yup, she’s 19.  Come on Victoria’s Secret.  Could you make our lives less fair?  I doubt it.

More of Kylie after the jump

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I’m sure the folks in Nevada wouldn’t exactly be happy with this ad.  Hell it’s the world’s oldest profession right?  Still though,  I think ad is pretty powerful and I don’t blame the Montana Meth Project for printing it.    Plus you can’t argue with these stats:

Two years after launching the Meth Project in Montana, adult Meth use has declined by 72% and Meth-related crime has decreased 62%.

Reality is one of the best forms of advertising.

Please don’t kick the shit out of me.” Holy shit this video is speechless.  Honestly, I’m without speech.  MC Sniffy?  Please for the love of God let this video go viral.

You see this is why I thoroughly enjoyed going to Tulane University.   In New Orleans there’s a 90% chance that if you go to the french quarter on a weekend that you’ll see some chick in a costume.  You’ll also more than likely see the whole beads charade that you get to see during Mardi Gras.

So not only will you get hot costumes, you’ll get toplessness.  And this is why Halloween needs to be once a month, not once a year.  We need more forums for hot girls to have an excuse to wear costumes.  It’s really that simple.

You know what?  Here’s my solution.  I’m posting a hot chicks in costumes gallery at least once a month.

And here’s the first….

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Now that the show Jersey Shore has been such a big hit I feel like the outward making fun of gangster wannabes will be a past time that’s more popular than ever.  Hell you guys know all about The Myspace Toolbox.  I’ve been at these guys since 2007.   Although I will say there’s a big difference between a guido piece of trash and a guy that actually thinks he’s tough.

The former is at least a way of life.  I mean guidos like literally believe in their product whereas gangsta wannabes are just that, wannabes.  They put on complete acts and there’s no way they’re really like they try to appear.

The following pictures are some of the worst jokers I’ve ever seen

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Click on the photo for 15 attractive girls that’ll never sleep with you

There are tons of chicks out there who you somehow think are into you but deep down you realize that you have absolutely zero shot with them.  And there’s this annoying British guy to remind you of this fact.

Less annoying and more fantasy at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Tips

Have you ever played Facebook bingo? – [Holytaco]

20 girls being jealous of much hotter girls – [Manofest]

German actress Davorka Tovilo cleavage – [Taxidrivermovie] (NSFW Ads)

Movie titles that sound like porn – [EgoTV]

For the latest awesome viral footage out there – [Linkiest]

A sexy ode to Kelly Hu – [Guyism]

Refusing to like Victoria’s Secret topless bikini – [Asylum]

Ashley Greene gives a fun interview but it really hot – [Bullzeye]

Do you realize how hot Aida Yespica is? – [Attuworld]

Is there anyone out there that doesn’t like ski bunnies? – [The Chive]

Alie Layus gives a hell of an underboob – [Bugehoobs]

Ten of the most bizarre sex toys – [Oddee]

How did Tila Tequila get her name? – [Flisted]

John Travolta looking ridiculous in films – [Celebrityodor]

Mariah Carey’s cleavage will not be denied – [Donchavez]

Some sexy MILF named “Crayons” – [HGOM]

Jessica Alba loves wearing ugly sweaters – [Cityrag]

Girls are really bad at sound effects – [Nextround]

Click on the photo for the best underboob video ever

Personally I’m a big fan of the underboob.  I haven’t quite reached the “it’s better than cleavage” thing yet because underboobs aren’t as publicly accepted, but you can be sure they are much cooler.  I don’t know.  I just like it, a lot.

More things to like at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Portfolio

We’ve all been to a point in our lives where we’ve said to someone “come on man, just get it for me” when trying to reach something that’s literally 2 feet away.  Said person will then respond along the lines of “what are you kidding me?  it’s right there.”

But some people take this stuff to the extreme.  And when I say extreme I mean simply ridiculous.

Here are 15 extreme examples of laziness

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