Jan 14 2010
Well I think we’ve established in the title that Gloria Jimenez isn’t the actual Miss Peru. But who’s into semantics? I for one do not care. I mean hell Gloria, you want me to call you “Miss Peru?” I’ll call you Miss Peru. You can call me “fungus” for all I care as long as I were able to get closer to your Peruvian regions.
Just remember though folks. Serious inquiries only! At least that’s what it says on her website. Yes, I’m 100% serious. How much for a one hour photo session where we get to see you and the real Miss Peru acting Peruvian?
It’s way too late as I should not be writing right now.
More of Gloria after the jump
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