Jan 14 2010
Well I think we’ve established in the title that Gloria Jimenez isn’t the actual Miss Peru.Â But who’s into semantics?Â I for one do not care.Â Â I mean hell Gloria, you want me to call you “Miss Peru?”Â I’ll call you Miss Peru.Â You can call me “fungus” for all I care as long as I were able to get closer to your Peruvian regions.
Just remember though folks.Â Serious inquiries only!Â At least that’s what it says on her website.Â Yes, I’m 100% serious.Â How much for a one hour photo session where we get to see you and the real Miss Peru acting Peruvian?
It’s way too late as I should not be writing right now.
More of Gloria after the jump
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