What a great way to prepare yourselves for Christmas dinner! Pauly is the man.

Not only does Russia have the best system for getting yourself a hot wife by a mere email, but they really know how to reel in the crowds at their night clubs.  I mean does it really matter how good the DJ is when they look like this?  All these ladies really need to know how to do is flip a record on and off.

Leave the mixing skills to the pros and let these women look awesome.  Why they don’t have this kind of system here in NYC is a mystery to me.

But if you’re looking for an excuse to go clubbing in Russia, here are 15 of them

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I’m Jewish but I tell ya I love Christmas.  It’s just a jolly time (no pun intended) of year.  The lights are on, the streets are gay and merry, and houses are filled with spirit.   And no matter where you are, towns just seem a little nicer don’t they?

But I suppose each town, each city, and each state celebrates the holidays in their own unique way.  And when you break it down by person, something tells me that the South is probably the weirdest.

Oh I don’t know.  Could it be the 30 redneck pictures of Christmas you are about to see?

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Click on the photo for society’s horrific misuses of Santa

Santa Claus belongs to everybody.  And we mean that literally; nobody owns the copyright on the character. That is as it should be, but it does leave room for abuse.  Lots of abuse.

More character abuse at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Wash

Elsa Benitez and the decade’s top WAGS – [Extramustard]

Angela Sommers hates wearing bikinis – [Gorillamask]

Check out this horrible car crash in Germany – [Totally Crap]

How men and women see Google – [Maxim]

Some English hottie shows us a plenty – [Taxidrivermovie] (NSFW Ads)

The 20 best movies of the 2000′s – [Nerve]

These guys are surfing the net so you don’t have to – [Linkiest]

10 people to really hate see in high definition – [Brobible]

Santas debate whether it’s naughty to be obese – [Attuworld]

Get a load of Hustler’s new Christmas card – [Asylum]

In case you missed the fabulous tushies of Tuesday – [Funtasticus]

55 Sexy women wearing corsets – [Manofest]

Audrina Patridge had her picture taken again – [Don Chavez]

I can’t even believe how hot Emily Scott is – [Cavemancircus]

For the week in sexy hot chicks go here – [Takeareport]

Supermodel Ivana Vancova deserves our attention – [Sublimeblog]

Wendy Kennedy makes us all happy – [Flisted]

Kim Kardashian does a Carl’s Jr commercial – [Tastybooze]

Click on the photo for more of Kourtney Kardashian

In many respects, she’s hotter than her sister Kim, because Kim looks like a cartoon and Kourtney actually looks real.  But since Kourtney just gave birth to her first kid MILF status is pretty badass.  I still like Kim, but it’s getting close.

More sisters at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Portfolio

Remember bumper cars as a kid?  Hell remember them as an adult? As a child the bumper car concept is an extremely fun one.  You smash into your friends but there’s this big rubber cushion that prevents you from getting hurt.

As an adult it’s just another thing in this world that might make you puke.  Still though it’s a fun experience.  However, that’s not what we’re talking about here.

The folks I’m referring to here are people who have actually taken bumpers from real cars and turned them into other real smaller cars.  It’s actually quite neat.

Check out the pics after the jump

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This is definitely one of the more impressive hockey goals I’ve seen but wait..uh oh..watch it!

OK, first of all you’re gonna be blown away by Erin Ellington’s website.  Well it’s really more for the surprise.  And talk about surprises.  Is this body for real?  Yeah I know many of you might be in the tranny camp on this one but I can assure you that Erin is all woman.

She’s from a small town in Iowa and comes from French, German, Dutch, and Native American descent.   She was “discovered” in New York.  Gee I wonder how that happened.  90% chance it was one of her breasts that poked someone in the eye.  Good lord those are fabulous.

More of her Ellington’s after the jump

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Yes this is cool but look at the funny stretching guys in the background.  I mean what the hell is that?