We’ve all been face with unfortunate situations.  Perhaps one of us has tripped on an acorn.  Maybe a car drove by on a rainy day and it splashed a nice amount of water on our jeans.

But for the most part we’re not faced with situations that are as dire as the ones in these pictures.

Enjoy these 15 “Man this Sucks” moments

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I assume one has to be pretty qualified to do something like this but man how much fun does that look like?

Well I will give Charlie Kristine this:  the girl certainly works hard at promoting herself.

I am someone who works hard to get it right, takes pride in what I do, and expects the same from others. I love people, and I love what I do.

You know something?  I like this girl.  And it’s not because she wears belts for bras.  It’s because she’s 28 and said to herself, “you know something?  I don’t need anyone but me to make a career for myself.”

And I respect that.  That and her ridiculous rack.

Thanks Charlie!

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If only that were the truth.  Look, it’s a damned funny concept and I appreciate the effort made by these three.  I also wouldn’t be surprised if Mike AKA The Situation winds up getting a speech coach and tries to become an actor.

You know, kind of like Mark Wahlberg.  From Good Vibrations to acting stardom.  I could see that.

So I know all you college kids out there are still home drinking yourselves into a drunken hole with all of your high school friends who you realize you don’t even like all that much now that you have your new college friends.

You’ve probably been to a few “reunion” type parties and want to throw up at how much you hate these people and realize how douchey they were in high school.  Chances are you’re bragging about how much fun your having and how you can’t wait to get back to school.

Well in case you need more motivation, here are some sexy posters that will tide you over until winter break is concluded

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If any of you are on Twitter there’s one profile that must follow.  It is called “Shitmydadsays.” This is a profile that consists solely of ridiculous quotes that I would consider to be a modern day vulgar Jack Handy’s “Deep Thoughts” type of thing.  In short, they are absolutely awesome.

And a warm congratulations to the pages owner, Justin Halpern.  This guy used to be a writer for Holy Taco and Maxim.  Now?  Now they’re working on a TV series based on this Twitter page.

It just proves that if you sit on your ass and write funny shit based on stupid advice from your dad that you can make it in this world.  It also proves that some advertisers like vulgarity.  So all you male websites bitching about not getting advertising, dreams can come true if you’re assholish enough

Warning, foul language ahead.

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Click on the photo to view more ladies like Monica here

Welcome back everyone!  I trust that you’re all stuffed and ready to start not working by visiting sites like these.  Good.  Great.  Grand.  Now that you’re ready to return to the world, let’s countdown until the New Year.

New Year’s Hotties at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Madness

The most baffling moments of the Star Wars Holiday special – [Cracked]

I can’t wait to see Mike Tyson in the WWE – [DJ Mick]

Olivia Wilde Cameltoe?  I think so! – [Taxidrivermovie] (NSFW Ads)

Winners of the ugly Christmas sweat contest – [Brobible]

25 of the best Christmas trees this year – [Holytaco]

This is the best schoolgirl picture I’ve ever seen – [Funtasticus]

Sienna Miller did the bikini Christmas – [Don Chavez]

And what the hell is under your mask? – [Sublime Blog]

Behind Olivia Munn’s Maxim cover shoot – [G4TV]

You can never get enough hot Cosplay chicks – [The Chive]

Blockbuster Sports trades that shocked us all – [Linkiest]

Santa Claus robs a bank to pay elves – [Asylum]

The seven most bizarre Christmas print ads – [Guyism]

Engineers+Cats+Christmas+Lasers – [The DW]

Grandpa Schriver is the best singer ever – [Withleather]

Ladies human beatbox head to head beat off – [The Bachelor Guy]

Alessandra Ambrosio personal candid pics – [Celebrity Odor]

Rachel McAdams is getting it on with the help – [Flisted]

Dad: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Baby:  Dad, seriously?  Come on man, really?

I mean do I need any other title here?  Wow.  This video is amazing.