It doesn’t get any more hip hop video than Nyla B.  She’s just exotic enough where the skin color is a little darker and she’s just built enough where the ass definitely jiggles when she wants it to.

Now my question is “what is this girl going to do to make it to the top?”  Honestly I don’t have an answer but the phrase “girl on girl” certainly has some merit.

Just kidding Nyla.  I meant “2 Guys on 1 Girl”

More of Nyla after the jump

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Looks as though Tiger Woods has scored another hole in one:

Miss Jamiee Grubbs, 24, from Los Angeles, told Us Weekly magazine that she started seeing Woods, the world’s highest-earning sportsman, in April 2007.

She claims they had since had around 20 sexual encounters and said she could back up her claims with more than 300 “racy” phone text messages.

According to Miss Grubbs, she met Woods at a nightclub in Las Vegas and began an on-off affair with him.

Sure I’ll buy it.  Look, I don’t put anything past any sports professional in the country.  Michael Jordan did it.  Magic Johnson did it.  Hell I’m willing to guess that over 50% of professional athletes that are married have been unfaithful.  Maybe even 75%.  Why?

Well if on average 53% of marriages end in divorce and the number one cause is infidelity, then throw in the fact that you can bang just about any woman that you meet….OK maybe it’s 90% for athletes.

Tiger is definitely being a Tiger.  And I can’t wait to see the Grubbs inevitable Playboy Pictorial.

[Via Telegraph]

“I’ll kick your ass.”

This parrot rules.

One of the qualities I look for most in a woman is her ability to be silly.  I mean so what if you take a picture during your wedding where your grabbing your wife’s boobs?  It’s funny.  And it’s how life should be.  If you’ve got a girl that can’t demean herself on purpose and laugh about it then you don’t even want to bother.

Which is why you have to appreciate the women who can really go over the top.  They’ll do just about anything to get a funny picture.  And most importantly use their sexuality as a means to do so.

Here are some awesome examples of girls looking hot and acting silly

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When you think about it, Soul Train was absolutely fantastic.   It’s label of “the hippest trip in America” couldn’t possibly be any more true.  And why we don’t have some sort of modernized version of it today is beyond me.  Not only did the show get amazing live performances by some of the best R&B, Groove, Soul acts in the country, the line dances were legendary.

I mean think about it.  These people are your parents.  They knew how to get down just as well as anyone and were proud to show it.

I swear to God every single one of these videos is worth watching in its entirety.

Here are the best Soul Train line dances of all time

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Click on the photo for 5 steps to writing erotic fiction

You guys might think that it’s a walk in the park to write the kind of “crap” that Penthouse and other sexy magazines write.  But you know something?  It’s an art.  A beautiful art.  OK, it’s not but there’s still more to it.

More beautiful art at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Wash

25 Hot Chicks that James Bond has nailed – [Holytaco]

Tale of the tape of the Tiger Woods braods – [COED Magazine]

“Road Warrior Weekend” Hotties are a lot of fun – [Asylum]

9 Ridiculous lawsuits filed by inmates – [Regretfulmorning]

Inexplicable character additions to TV shows – [Guyism]

Bikini Babe Roberta Martins – [DJ Mick]

These hotties will give you college memories – [Funtasticus]

We all love a sexy striptease – [Attuworld]

Pornstar Alektra Blue has improved over the years – [Cavemancircus]

Shauna Sand shamelessly promotes sex tape – [Don Chavez]

Do not stop the automatic Mario – [Sublime Blog]

The ten funniest words in the English language – [Gunaxin]

I don’t know who she is, but she deserves attention – [Theospark]

This picture better be a photoshop – [Filmdrunk]

Just a nice collection of butt shots – [Cityrag]

How to sail around the world with a hot chick – [Mademan]

The fun points of view at the gym – [Collegehumor]

Victoria’s Secret promotion blitz continues – [Tastybooze]

Black Friday Walmart parenting – [Gibbs12]

Click on the photo for Danielle Lloyd’s Nuts Photoshoot

One.  It’s been a while since Danielle Lloyd has been on Uncoached.  Two.  Can you just take it all off already please Danielle?  I mean the latest issue of Nuts says she strips.  No, she doesn’t.  I mean her clothes are off but yet again we are teased by Danielle.  Her deciding not to bare all anymore is really annoying.

Less annoying girls at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Portfolio

Many folks built small bomb shelters to survive a nuclear attack during the Cold War, but others took the idea to great lengths. Good Magazine has a pictorial taken from the book Waiting for the End of the World by Richard Ross, in which you’ll see the interiors of shelters meant to house people waiting out the apocalypse

From Switzerland to Texas, you’ll see how people prepare for the end of the world as we know it. The underground dining room shown is in Sanpete Country, Utah.

Thanks to Damn Cool Pictures for these

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Seeing Steve Martin with anything but white hair is insane.  Writer for the Smothers Brothers?  You gotta love that.