I’m always up for a good mashup and I have to say this is pretty impressive.  It’s along the same lines of “Lightsabers make every picture look better” only we actually get to see moving parts instead of still shots.

Nicely done to whoever made this.

I felt that this ridiculous description fo Shannon Czyz from some auto site is about 1000 times better than anything I could come up with, so here you go.

Our five-foot-four feminatural (Well, until an upcoming “magic trick” turns her Bs into Ds. Ta da!) sports a tantalizing combo of high Czech cheekbones, smoldering eyes that could light your Phillie, curves you could drift on and jeans that test the limits of low-ride. (Oh, belly-button bonanza!)

B’s into D’s.  That works.  And I also like the “light your Phillie” line.  You have to appreciate the dumb over the top sexual puns these guys use.  In any event, Czyz is a lovely lady.

More of Shannon after the jump

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I read somewhere that this is one of those commercials that has nothing to do with the product.  I completely disagree.  The commercial simply uses a creative device in explaining a slogan.

Yeah, a woman crying on the ground doesn’t have much to do with her being cold but it has plenty to do with the point they are getting across.  Job well done.

I guess you’d have to think with a name like the “Horned Frogs” that the cheerleaders from TCU would have something to offer.  And believe me folks, they do.  Not only has TCU proved to be a legitimately good football team this season but their cheerleaders have been with them every step of the way.

And no I don’t mean their playing ability.  I’m referring to going out and having a blast.  From awesome Halloween costumes to your typical licking face pictures, the TCU Cheerleaders are a squad to be reckoned with.

Picture don’t lie folks.  And here is a bunch of truth after the jump

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Ladies and Gentlemen I hate to break it to you all but we’re extremely close to winter.  I mean that’s just disgusting is it not?  Personally I am not looking forward to the cold or the snow for that matter.  Yeah sure ice storms are pretty and all but let’s be real,  I’d way rather be sitting in the tropics than freezing my ass off here in New York.

But if there’s one benefit to this winter it’ll be seeing the Olympics in Vancouver.  I shall thoroughly enjoy the short skirts of figure skaters and the large number of skiing accidents that will take place.

Speaking of skiing, here are some examples of ski jumps gone wrong

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Click on the photo for more of Nina Terror

I figured that Nina was definitely up some of your alleys.  She’s considered the queen of Emo.  And I have to say if Emo were a little more like her I wouldn’t be so annoyed by their race.  She does a lot more than just sit around and hate the world.  She sucks on ice pops.

More ice pop worthy chicks at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Funbag

If everyone knew the world was ending tomorrow – [Cracked]

Gorgeous girls who are gift wrapped – [COED Magazine]

The funniest Church signs of all time – [Manofest]

10 Hotties you want to smoke the stuff with – [Brobible]

I wouldn’t throw Caroline Enz out of the sack – [Funtasticus]

Gemma Lee has one sexy and seductive look – [DJ Mick]

79% of ESPN viewers think it’s OK to have an affair – [Unathletic]

Pornstar Sasha Grey talks Sexpo Australia -  [G4TV]

Instead of here comes the bride, here comes the slut – [Ego TV]

The Top ten Sexy German babes – [Attuworld]

Sofia Vergara doing Miller Lite ads…Wow – [Don Chavez]

Rachel Bilson’s deleted sex scene – [Celebrity Odor]

Videos of supposed badasses getting owned – [Cavemancircus]

Joanna Krupa poses nude for PETA – [Flisted]

It’s the celebrity bikini throwdown – [Cityrag]

Mila Kunis is becoming sexier by the minute – [Laxtime] (NSFW Ads)

Olympic humor with Robin Williams – [Withleather]

The 25 sexiest Victoria’s Secret commercials – [Guyism]

Click on the photo for more of Candace Swanepoel

Victoria’s Secret model Candice Swanepoel is joining the NFL Today cast on CBS to make some picks and turn them into giggling teenagers just as they’re hitting puberty. The best part of this cringe-worthy segment (besides Swanepoel’s hotness) is that the model looks completely creeped out.

More hotness at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Portfolio

Tell me this isn’t the biggest waste of money in the universe….

California resident Anthony Toth has built an impressive replica of a first-class cabin from a Pan Am World Airways 747 in the garage of his two-bedroom condo. The first-class cabin includes all of the amenities that such a flight would have had in the 1970’s or 1980’s, including red carpted floors, authentic Pan Am seats, overhead bins with working lights and buttons, and even Pan Am napkins and accessories (all of this and more totaling about $50,000 for Anthony Toth).

I mean really?  Considering the state of the economy, this putz wastes over 50 grand on a plane cabin garage?  Correct me if I’m wrong but aren’t plane cabins like one of the least places one would ever want to spend time in?  Sure I guess first class is OK but 50 grand?

In any event, here are pictures of this dumb ass idea

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Mexico has taken steps to allow the increasing number of foreigners who flood into the country each year, whether legally or illegally, to apply for citizenship.

Most of Mexico’s immigrants come from Central America, but at least one million of them arrive from United States. Al Jazeera’s Franc Contreras reports from the central Mexican town of San Miguel de Allende, where foreigners say they appreciate a simpler kind of life.

Kind of different from us wouldn’t you say?