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Dec 30 2009

Only Two People in the World Can do This

Published by under Video of the Day

here’s one of them.  Good God that is painful to watch.

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Dec 30 2009

She’s Uncoachable: My Favorite Maxim Model of All Time, Elizabeth Masucci

Published by under She's Uncoachable

Elizabeth Masucci

This is why I like Maxim.  Not only do they discover talent in a wide variety of places.  They convince that talent to take off their clothes and do photoshoots.  Take Elizabeth Masucci for example:

As one of last year’s Campus Cuties, this Fordham University fox made us consider grabbing our books and heading back to the library (OK, fine, the student clinic). Luckily, we were able to convince Elizabeth and her teasing tan lines to spend some of her summer break on the beach with us for this steamy photo shoot.

Works for me.

More of Elizabeth after the jump

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Dec 30 2009

Free Trip To Mexico is a Pain in the Ass….Literally

Published by under News


Now why can’t the U.S. have these kinds of offers?  Man I’m pissed…..

For those Brits and Germans already sick of winter, an American pharmaceutical company may have a cure in the form of a free trip to sunny Mexico.  The catch: you have to help test their new diarrhea drug  Participants can eat and drink on the company’s tab. However, they must also wear an arm patch containing the drug and take daily blood and stool samples, according to an article in the U.K. Daily Mail.

This is just all kinds of wrong, yet it’s pretty damned funny.  Think about it.  Intercell (the pharma company doing this promotion) is basically saying that if you go to Mexico you will most assuredly have diarrhea.  Mexico can’t be happy about this.  I mean yeah, you probably will have the runs if you go down there but that’s besides the point.

Second.  2000 participants?  That’s pretty generous.  They better hope this is a anti pooing drug of the century.  That’s a lot of dough just to prove to people they don’t have to take a dump in Mexico.

[Via CBS News]

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Dec 30 2009

Diesel’s SFW XXX Party Clip

Published by under Video of the Day

How is this not completely awesome?  Has there ever been a porn video that wasn’t entertaining?  God this is great.

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Dec 30 2009

Various Highlights from Pole Dancing Championships

Published by under Beautiful Ladies

Pole Dancing

I ain’t gonna lie.  One of my most respected organizations in all of America would have to be the IPDFA (International Pole Dancing Fitness Association).   For obvious reasons I’m am going to lend my full support to this organization.

I would have to say mainly because they are now holding pole dancing contests all along the country.  I mean really?  Who the hell are we kidding here?  It’s pole dancing!  Now you’re making it all mainstream as a great new fitness movement?

Fine by me man.  But come on people.  It’s pole dancing.  It’s sexual.  It’s stripping.  It’s NOT serious.  That doesn’t mean I don’t enjoy the ladies who do take it seriously though.

In that light here are various highlights from Pole Dancing Championships

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Dec 30 2009

When Male Celebrities Cry

Published by under Pictures

Crying Men

Hey look, even us guys can be sensitive from time to time.  And albeit this might be the most homosexual post I’ve ever had on this site, it doesn’t mean I don’t have feelings.

I’m also comfortable enough in my own skin that I can handle something like this without feeling like I have to make out with a dude.  If you feel you will be prone to having “feelings” for other men after seeing these pictures then by all means come back in an hour or so when there are more chicks up on the page.

However for those that can take it you might get a kick out of seeing some of Hollywood’s tough guys shedding a tear or two.

In a project by a famous photographer Sam Taylor-Wood,  he shot photos of crying male celebrities.  Some men could cry all by themselves, other needed some help.


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Dec 30 2009

Wednesday’s Wash: Hooters Girls in Aspen, Deadly Drinking Myths, and a Memorable Look

Published by under Wednesday's Wash


Click on the photo for more Hooters girls in Aspen

It’s been a grueling few months, but the wait is finally over.  Ski and snowboard season is officially upon us and COED thought what better way to celebrate this most awesome of seasons, than with a huge gallery of Hooters Girls doing what they do best in Aspen.

More gallery girls at Uncoached’s Facebook Group

The Wash

Five drinking myths that can kill you – [Cracked]

The look on this girl (who is in lingerie on a bed) is priceless – [Ehowa]

I thoroughly enjoy Rachel Uchitel’s body – [Taxidrivermovie] (NSFW Ads)

The twenty five hottest women of 2009 – [Holytaco]

I just know that this video is weird and it’s good – [Flabber]

The sexiest magazine covers of 2009 – [Asylum]

The chimp and the dog are best of friends – [Extra Good]

The 30 Sexiest photobombs of all time – [Manofest]

The biggest celebrity comebacks of the decade – [Egotvonline]

The hottest girls you will see this week – [Takereport]

This is how the Chinese stop thieves – [Attuworld]

Sofia Vergara heats up Miami in her Porsche – [Don Chavez]

These girls are why Facebook is awesome – [The Chive]

Now these are what memories are all about – [Funtasticus]

Oh Boy!  It’s time for Hometown Hotties 2010 – [Maxim]

TMZ Sports is going to succeed,  and here’s why – [Withleather]

Tribute to Kate Beckinsale in spandex – [Celebrityodor]

The making of the Avatar bootleg – [Sublime Blog]

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Dec 29 2009

A Pleathora of Jessica Alba Leads the P.M. Portfolio

Published by under PM Porfolio


Click on the photo for over 100 shots of Jessica Alba

I think we can all agree that Jessica Alba is way up there in the conversation of “hottest celebrity.”  Granted I’m not sure she has the same erotic quality of say any busty British chick.  But 200 pictures of the star can’t lie.

More erotic qualities at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Portfolio

Paris Gemma Hamm Folliero Xmas Emily Scott Shay Stephanie

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Dec 29 2009

Hotties in the Wild Lead the P.M. Portfolio

Published by under PM Porfolio


Click on the photo for more hotties in the wild

Hello everyone.  I trust you are all still well.  Just in case you are not I’d like to make you feel worse.  Yes, worse.  You see this girl up top?  Some dude who is way uglier than you more than likely had sex with her.  I just wanted you to know that.

More things you need to know at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Portfolio

Hottie Amateur Krista Jenny P Santa Ivana Kelly Samudio

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Dec 29 2009

10 Amazing Staircases From Around the World

Published by under Oddly Enough


It’s not often that you’re walking up or down a flight of stairs and are admiring how awesome those stairs really are.  Most times those stairs are either a simple way from getting from one floor to the next or an inconvenience because the elevator is broken.

But once in a while you might catch yourself on a flight of stairs that are quite enjoyable to be walking on.  In fact you just might stop and check out the view a few times.

Here are 10 such stair cases

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