I’m not 100% sure if this is the right company but I’m pretty sure it’s called MTC Touch.  The bottom line is that if you happen to live in Russia and you are looking for a cell phone, at the least you should have attended one of MTC’s events.  Why?

Well because MTC has caught up to the rest of the world and has used sex to sell their products.   Good for these guys!  Seriously though, when you see these pictures you might understand that even Russians don’t care at this point.

I’m a little disappointed in the fan turnouts here, but I’m certainly not disappointed in how hot these chicks are.  This my friends, is how you run a cell phone campaign

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We live in a very liberated society these days.   It’s take a long time for women’s rights to finally catch up to us men and I for one am fine with it.  But that doesn’t mean that I wouldn’t mind some things to go back to the way they were.

For example, I have no problem with women holding the door open for me.  Hell I don’t care if a woman wants to treat me to dinner.  I’ll even go as far as to say I’d be happy with a woman being the breadwinner in my family.

But some things?  Some things would be nice if they were done the old school way.  What way is that you might ask?  The 1938 way…..

These old news clippings show how things used to be (and oughta be)

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Click on the photo to learn how to ask for Oral Sex

Oral sex is a lot like regular sex: You probably don’t get enough of it, it’s not like it is in the movies and it’s over too fast.  Still though, it’s something we all need and strive for so you better learn how to ask for it.

More things to strive for at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Tips

Krystelle Lacroix is as hot as her name sounds – [COED Magazine]

A wonderful compilation of sexy Stockholm girls – [DJ Mick]

Grandmas and ice cream was just too good to pass up – [Flabber]

Another fine edition of hotties in the wild – [Doubleviking]

Girl wins street fight by choking another girl – [Totally Crap]

The Sexy Gator Cheerleaders of Florida – [Cavemancircus]

Marisa Miller looks hot ALL the time – [Laxtime] (NSFW Ads)

One of the best blooper reels ever – [Filmdrunk]

It’s the Emmanuelle Chriqui boob salad – [Don Chavez]

It’s fun to do the sex offender shuffle – [Attuworld]

The seven dumbest self defense systems – [Guyism]

Star Trek:  The Sexed Generation – [Celebrity Odor]

Maintaining a mistress better than Tiger – [Mademan]

The strange Rihanna duet on SNL – [Brobible]

Ashley Greene is not wearing any clothes – [Cityrag]

You don’t want to miss Alanna Kolette – [Sublime Blog]

The sexiest new Hollywood girl on the block – [Bullzeye]

The sexiest inked up model I’ve seen in a while – [HGOM]

Click on the photo for the hottest girls of the big ten

Unfortunately we can’t go back to school to have a personal study session with any coeds.  That much sucks and that much I know.  But at least there will consistently be new girls that roll out year after year that we can admire and not have sex with.  Whee!

More admirable college girls at Uncoached’s Facebook Group

The Portfolio

Remember playing in the sandbox as a kid?  OK, I don’t but I do remember playing on lots of cool jungle gyms.  It was always fun to climb ropes or use handle bars and slide down poles.  It was like your own little amusement park.  And who can forget swings and slides?  Man those were the days.

And in today’s world you’ve got some pretty high tech fun parks out there for the kiddies.  But back in your parents’ day?  Not the case.  Not the case at all.

Some of these setups remind me of something that would come out of Willy Wonka’s Factory.

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Yup, these guys are human.  Yup, I’m a human.  Something has GOT to give.

The picture that you see above of Carol Prates does zero justice to how hot she is.  But my point is that her face is just that seductive.   Carol is proof that you don’t need triple E honkers to get my attention.

Yeah I used the word honkers.  Imagine saying “honkers” like 50 times.  I’m in a silly mood today.  I’d like to be in a silly mood with Carol Prates.

I got nothing…

More of Carol after the jump

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We all know that single bridesmaids are like the easiset pickens one could possibly hope for at a wedding.  Well I don’t think it gets much better than this bridesmaid in New Zealand:

A drunken bridesmaid sparked a four-hour search after losing her way from the reception to her accommodation in a rural area outside Auckland.

The 26-year-old disappeared in the early hours of yesterday morning and after failed helicopter and sniffer dog searches, was eventually found by a paramedic tucked up asleep in bush 15 metres from the road.

“She’s from Australia and didn’t know the area,” said the bride, who did not want to reveal names.

What the article fails to mention are the 6 hicks in said rural area that more than likely had their way with her.  However something tells me this wasn’t forced.  I’m sure she was depressed that she herself wasn’t getting married and wanted to have some good times with some local “brush” folk.

Man I wish I could have been there.

[Via Brisbane Times]

I admit that I can’t stand when dogs are “humanized” but this is pretty damned cool.

Our dogschool’s presentation group made a surprise video for Christmas. It is our first work of this kind, but we are planning more. Enjoy and spread!

OK even though I think you’re all weirdos I like what you’ve done here