You know the whole age old moral question that goes something like “Would you bang (so and so hot actress) if she were dead for only like 5 minutes and the body was still warm?”  Obviously if your answer was “yes” then you’re a complete psycho with many problems.   However, despite everyone’s answer of “no” you know some people really ponder it.

Why do I bring this up?  Because every guy out there has had this thought when seeing a passed out girl.  The good news is that she isn’t dead, but don’t tell me when you see a hot chick lying on the ground that you’re not thinking of the things you might do to her in closed doors.

Oh by the way fellas, please don’t go out and rape chicks after reading this.  Thanks.

But if you like passed out girls, move on….

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I’ve spent the good part of 2 years getting riled up and upset at this Guido culture.   I’ve argued that these folks aren’t even human.  The stuff they pull, hairstyles they have, and all out homoerotic moronicism has taken me to new heights of shaking my head in disgust.

But when you sit back and actually think about it, none of these guys are gonna be successful.  And none of them are a threat to you and me.  So if you have that mindset you can sit back and laugh at these dolts.

Eh, I’m still pissed.  Still though, they’re quite entertaining.

Here are some guido videos to brighten up your day

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Click on the photo for more of Alanna Kolette

I’m gonna go ahead and say that this might be one of my favorite pictures of the entire week.  It’s the perfect blend of showing off the body, great tan, seductive face, and even the black nail polish has a quality I can’t quite pin down.  It’s just wonderful.

More wonderful things at Uncoached’s Facebook Group

 The Wash

Introducing the worst Saturday Night Live ever! – [Cracked]

Is playground pole dancing considered porn? – [Asylum]

The best hotties in the wild lead picture of all time – [Doubleviking]

Amazing underground house in a hill – [The Chive]

These guys surf the net so you don’t have to – [Linkiest]

Twenty five sexy celebrities wearing Santa outfits – [Manofest]

When white people golf in the hood – [Withleather]

Who is this sexy girl in the news van? – [Flabber]

A Gallery of when famous men cry – [Attuworld]

Natalie Oben is my new favorite hottie – [Flisted]

The Greeks spitting out another goddess in Sasha Basta – [Guyism]

Check out what NAVY seals hell week is like – [Cavemancircus]

One of the sketchiest Santas you’ll see this week – [Don Chavez]

I could always use me some Vida Guerra – [Cityrag]

The Hannah Montana doll has a dirty mouth – [Celebrityodor]

Now this is what you call a guarantee – [Top Cultured]

Check out the Bar 101 Soulard Pub Crawl – [InsideSTL]

Christina Dolce AKA Ms. Forbidden is hot – [HGOM]

Click on the photo for more ladies like this

They are everywhere.  They are sipping on drinks at the beach while their cleavage is heaving.  They are on line at the bank ready to make a deposit.  Hell they are standing next to you right now somewhere.  Why can’t we get these women?  I don’t get it.

More aspiring to get women at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Portfolio

As I watched Bad News Bears (1976) for the 167th time the other day I couldn’t help but to notice how awesome Rudi Stein was.  I mean this guy was a pure player.  He got hit by pitches, slept on the bench during practice, and even pitched a little bit.

But given the fact that he hasn’t been seen since the 1978 Bad News Bears Go To Japan movie, I felt a little digging was necessary.

What’s he up to now?

He currently works for the California School Board Association as senior director of program development. He’s also the former president of the Moorpark Unified School District in southern California

So he’s got that going for him, which is nice.  I thought he’d be a child molester.  I guess I was close.

Hahaha.  Isn’t that funny?

Ah the good old days.  I remember when Penny Mathis used to be called “Jenny P.”  When was this?  This was back in my old days of running “The Hottest Girls of Myspace.”  But those days of being the alias Brock Landers are long gone.  I am me, and I is him, he is I, or however that goes.

Still though, it’s nice to see that Penny has blossomed into such a desired model in the world of…modeling?    In addition to Penny’s rare “beautiful face AND body” combination I think there’s one award she’d be proud to own:  best side boob.  And I don’t even think she has competition for this.

Congrats Penny!  More of Ms. Mathis after the jump

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Actor Robert Downey Jr. eats wet cement as he signs his name in a batch of the material in the forecourt of Grauman’s Chinese Theatre in Los Angeles on December 7, 2009

Yeah well whatever he was doing I still think it’s kind of funny.

Captions anyone?

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Yes, makeup artists for food.   This is a segment from the popular series “Buy Me That.”  We meet a “makeup artist for food,” who surprises us all with this behind-the-scenes look at how burgers (and fries) are made to look their best for television.

Good God this sucks.  Not cooking the burgers and tossing out food?  Glue?   Paste?  Cardboard?  Wonderful.  Screw these people.