I wrote this back in August of 2008

Would the word MILF come to mind here? Um. Yes. For those of you who don’t know Ninel Conde, she’s a pretty well known Mexican actress and it makes no difference if I tell you the programs she’s been on because it wouldn’t help you stop looking at her you know…stuff.

Since that time Ninel Conde has only gotten older and simply gotten hotter.  There’s just no replacing an extremely hot Mexican who can still shake and move despite nearing 40.

Something tells me that her at 50 will be delightful.

More of Ninel after the jump

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Click on the photo to read the Girlfriend Paradox

The Girlfriend Paradox is one of the few questions in which any answer is the wrong answer.  A male counterpart was recently discovered.  And that discovery has lead to a phenomenal amount of importance with regards to our well being.

More well being info at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Wash

Sexy Coed makes Facebook more enjoyable – [The Chive]

2010 World Cup Super Sexy Fan edition – [COED Magazine]

The athlete mistress hall of fame – [Maxim]

Jael Miller is just plain hot, OK? – [Bustedcoverage]

Mischa Barton finds it easier to kiss other chicks – [DJ Mick]

How to tell if your Facebook days are over – [Holytaco]

Fox news Megyn Kelly looks awesome in a dress – [NS4W]

Awesome one punch knockout in parking lot – [Nothing Toxic]

By far the best cat and mouse game ever – [Attuworld]

Seven worst things about the holiday season – [Guyism]

Pamela Sosa is the international babe of the day – [Doubleviking]

Ptea Todd is not bashful about her bust – [Sublime Blog]

The Night at the Sqwuaksbery – [Manofest]

The world’s sexiest vegetarians speak out – [Flabber]

In case you need some large melons this weekend – [Funtasticus]

Tila Tequila is marrying a chick, so what? – [Flisted]

Even the fake Tiger Woods gets hotties – [Donchavez]

The top ten movie shootouts – [Cavemancircus]

Top ten internet moments of the decade – [Asylum]

Pissed of chick decideds to key a car – [Totally Crap]

Click on the photo for some presents you really want

Maxim’s Gift Guide model stole the show, and their hearts. Even as they read about their favorite gifts for the holidays, they couldn’t take their eyes off this brown-eyed girl.  I do not blame them at all.

More things you can’t take your eyes off at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Portfolio

Is anyone familiar with what Urban Camouflage is?  By this first picture I’m sure you can get a pretty good idea.  Unfortunately these types of scenarios take hours to set but it’d be pretty badass if there was some kind of camouflage suit that automatically worked to enable these situations to come to life.

Eh, I’m sure there’s something out there in development to accomplish this task by the government or something.

In any event, these pictures are badass and the best part is that they haven’t been digitally altered in any way.

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Perhaps one of the most gratuitous, homoerotic handshakes in the history of cinema has been made even gayer by some dude on his home computer.

Congratulations to this person and his excellent sense of humor.  Thanks for brightening up our day buddy!

Well I must admit that Fabiana Tambosi isn’t the normal “she’s uncoachable” type.  I admit that most time we feature busty ladies who wouldn’t exactly be models of class in society.

But Fabiana?  She’s got that look.  That mean, classy, clean look.  And for those of you that don’t know her…

She’s a Brazilian fashion model who has worked for numerous cosmetics companies, such as Clarins, Elizabeth Arden, Sephora, Sedal, and Almay. Tambosi has been featured in campaigns for major fashion clients such as Guess and Tommy Hilfiger, Brazilian brands such as Forum, Triton and Spezzato, and appeared in the Victoria’s Secret catalog.

Whatever.  She’s still hot and dirty enough to be up here

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Yes, you read that correctly.  If you are hallucinating as I am then it’s OK.  The world is clearly coming to an end.

Random drugs tests are to be introduced to the World Pie Eating Championships. The internationally-famous culinary annual showdown, which takes place this year at Harry’s Bar in Wigan, Greater Manchester, on Tuesday, December 15. It is billed as “Pie Noon”.

Championships Executive President Tony Callaghan, owner of Harry’s Bar, said: “Gravy has traditionally been the performance-enhancing drug of choice amongst pie eaters at this level, but since we banned it after a series of questionable concoctions were created by contenders, they’ve been trying to find other ways of generating lubricative advantage – and we’re hearing rumours that cough mixture is the new Bisto

There’s something extremely gross about the term “generating lubricative advantage.”  Well that and the fact that competitors are taking their pie eating competitions this seriously.   I suppose I can understand someone doing whatever they had to at the Nathan’s Hot Dog eating contest as that at least has a lucrative grand prize.  But come on people!  It’s pies.

Now for my completely out of place yet appropriately placed quote from Stand by Me.  “Lardass!  Lardass!  Lardass!”

[Via Lep]

Connor. Completely snubbed!  Fishing buddies?

Boy is that delicious

Why is this picture so awesome?  Yes I can give you the run of the mill “insert penis joke” type of an answer.  And yeah when you look at it you think “imagine what she could do with….”  But let’s get to the real bottom of things.  It’s the “different” factor.  And what is that factor exactly?

Let me explain.  When you’re accustomed to doing things a certain way, i.e. sexually, anything out of the ordinary tends to make one excited.  So seeing something as different as a female putting her whole fist in her mouth gets those juices flowing.

Either that or I’m just wasting precious writing space by talking a bunch of shit.  Pretty sure it’s the latter.

In any event, here’s a fun gallery of hot girls with fists in their mouths

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