Kind of like a tornado no? Is it a cloud?  Nope.  Smoke?  Nope.  Give up?

It’s a giant swarm of birds.  How weird is that?  Pretty cool though.

From Brittany’s Model Mayhem Profile:

I am a outgoing model who is interested in all aspects of modeling. I love to model and have a wide range of looks for my age.I am very relaxed in front of the camera and love trying new ideas. I am really mature for my age and willing to work hard to continue my modeling career.

20-Years-Old.  That’s the age that Brittany is mature for.  So mature in fact that she’s posed for Playboy and has her own nude website with a store!  Way to go Brittany!  This girl couldn’t look any more sweet and next door if she tried.

Man I’d just like to lay next to her and have her tell me fairy tales for a few hours.

More of Brittany after the jump

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As if there weren’t enough reasons to not care about anything our women do or pay them any mind a new statistic pops up to reinforce why I will never understand women nor will I ever try to….

It’s what many a downtrodden chap has long suspected – shoes are closer to a girl’s heart than he can ever be. In fact she is more likely to harbour memories of her favourite pumps, mules and stilettos than she is of boyfriends she has booted out, research shows. Some 92 per cent of women remember the first shoes they bought with their own money

I mean really?  Seriously?   All I have to say is “who the hell cares?”  When your girl is on the phone with her best friend talking for 45 minutes about Gossip Girl and US Weekly and feeling that if she doesn’t talk to her friends for at least 5 hours a week or something is wrong, it’s safe to assume that chicks are weird.

This is just another helpful stat that proves that women are absolutely insane and find completely and utter bullshit way more important than real life.  I mean come on.  At least we’ve got sports.  Chicks suck.

[Via Dailymail]

Nothing as fun as practicing Bach for years on end so that you can play it on a giant keyboard at a toy store.  It’s good to have goals in life.  Still though, this is pretty impressive.

Just a little while ago you might recall the entire Miss Universe 2009 wallpaper rack post I put up.   If you didn’t take a look at it you might want to give it a peek.   In the spirit of ridiculously hot chick contests comes another one that features scantily clad bikinis for your enjoyment.

While not quite as large as Miss Universe, the Miss World contest can certain hold its own.   You might actually be wondering what the difference is between the contests and I’ll give you the short answer: um, who cares?

It’s hot girls from around the world and that works for me.  Check out all the contestants after the jump

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Like any other sport Golf has it’s high moments and its low moments.  It also has its funny moments.   But the thing that makes golf so special is the fact that it’s always considered to be an “upper class” kind of a sport.  No yelling, no sounds, you must not distract the all important golfer when he prepares for his swing.

Which is why it’s awesome when you see a player get animated.  It’s even better when you see someone completely mess up a shot and fall flat on their ass.  And on rare occasion, you might even see a golf court get a little off course.

Here are some pretty funny Golf bloopers for your enjoyment

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Click on the photo for the best legs in the business

I wouldn’t say I’m a leg guy but there are definitely times when legs clearly do it for me.  Here’s why.  You can have great boobs and a bad body.  You can have a great face and a bad body.  But you can’t have great legs and not have a great body.  Legs are awesome.

More awesome legs at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Tips

A story of forbidden love from a spambot – [Cracked]

Diana Ygropoulous is the international babe of the day – [Doubleviking]

Busty girls who make their friends invisible – [Manofest]

These guys surf the net so you don’t have to – [Linkiest]

She seems like a snot nosed little punk – [Ehowa]

Another batch of hot girls from Facebook for ya – [The Chive]

Terrible gifts you’ll definitely get this Christmas – [Guyism]

How chicks who know how to use Twitter – [Cavemancircus]

One of Tiger’s mistresses is getting stalked – [Don Chavez]

Don’t check in to the superhero nursing home – [Attuworld]

The five greatest sports car crash videos – [Asylum]

The most epic mashup of movie trailers – [Celebrityodor]

Paola Corvera is heating up the south – [HGOM]

Jessica Simpson likes taking bong hits – [Cityrag]

Dance your way to better abs, the Japanese way – [I Heart Chaos]

Why do chicks say they like nice guys but really don’t? – [Bullzeye]

Wendy Williams has fake boobs, no! – [Flisted]

Capri Anderson gives me that funny feeling – [Brobible]

Click on the photo for more of Lucy-Anne Brooks

Hey what do ya know?  It’s another British chick who has an above average bust!    Actually compared to most of the women we see from Britain, Lucy is like a 12-year-old boy.  But if that’s the case then send me back to middle school please.

More above average busts at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Portfolio

When you take a look at this page of Africa something tells me that you won’t find much on their transvestite parade.  And you probably won’t find much information on their huge prostitution industry as well as the ridiculously high number of people who have HIV and AIDS.

Call me crazy but could the rampant and blatant exploitation of the happiness of the transvestites be yet another contributor to these diseases?

I nearly vomited when I saw these pictures and I wouldn’t be surprised if you did too.

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