Dec 18 2009
For almost three decades, John Francis has been a planetwalker, traveling the globe by foot and sail with a message of environmental respect and responsibility (for 10 of those years without speaking). A funny, thoughtful talk with occasional banjo.
This guy is pretty awesome.
Dec 18 2009
From an FHM questionnaire about Helena Coelho:
Helena was born in Setubal, in Portugal. As was Jose Mourinho. She’s involved with So Visto, a Portuguese TV programme. And was a reporter for a Portuguese biking competition. We’re guessing she got people to talk. She thinks Angelina Jolie is fit. What a shocker.
She’s thinks Angelina Jolie is fit? Where the hell did that come from? I mean did the editors specifically ask this question or did Helena volunteer this information? I don’t get it.
Nor do I care because Helena can say whatever she wants. She’s hot.
More of Coelho after the jump
Dec 18 2009
Here’s something you don’t see every day…
Fifth-grader Mackenzie Lundgren has awed her classmates and teachers at her school in Auburn, Kan., with her lightning-fast typing.
The average adult can type between 50 and 70 words per minute, and that’s not counting errors. But Mackenzie can type 119 words per minute with just three errors. The average student in her class can only type about 20 words a minute.
OK well guess what? Number One. I can type 119 words a minute too. Are you ready? Go! a;ldfkja;sdlfkj a;lkjf;aljfw;eioru[oufpqui3 a;klwj;qapf h ;KHRJKRHJQKRHQUY lak;joit. See how easy that is?
Second of all, there are two things I can do that this girl can't that are way better than her typing skills.
1. I can buy beer
2. I can legally watch porn
[Via MyFox]
Dec 18 2009
This is one of the greatest dancers of all time tap dancing on roller skates. Its from the movie It’s Always Fair Weather (1955).
Surprise that it’s Gene Kelly? No. If you guys think I’m kind of fruity for posting this then fine. But I’m still the man. Thanks.
Dec 18 2009
Cleavage, in all it’s shapes and forms is a beautiful thing. It allows us men (and many women) to know that the creatures we covet most are healthy females. It’s as if the breasts are screaming to us “hey guys! we’re working it today and we have a little something special to offer you.”
Well either that or the push up bras are doing all the talking. Still though, it’s always a joy to see cameras one and two being pushed together to form that little dark region the allows us to know there’s something to dig for. As if there’s a little buried treasure in there.
And no person better than a celebrity understands this little secret.
Prepare for an overload of celebrity cleavage after the jump
Dec 18 2009
Amazingly enough before I was born there was life in this world. Crazy isn’t it? I just think it’s weird to think of life before one lives sometimes. Like, our parents actually went to nightclubs? They wore these weird boots but those particular boots were the cool style of their era?
I don’t know. It’s just odd to think of any era and that era having a civilization that’s 100% different than the one we live in now. Perhaps one of the more evolving regions for this civilization is New York City. I live in NYC right now and seeing these 1978 pictures was completely baffling.
You’ll be amazed at how much it looks like a different world. Almost like what Russia looks like now
Dec 18 2009
Click on the photo to see more of India
Her name may be India, but this International Babe is from the UK. She’s a model, she’s 5′6″, and her body is absurd. She has been featured in a number of British men’s magazines and obviously is largely chestal.
More chestal girls at Uncoached’s Facebook Page
The Funbag
We all know who Jenny P is by now right? – [Gorillamask]
If the real world was like Facebook – [Cracked]
Anastazjia Buduc is one really hot Serbian – [Doubleviking]
Rihanna looks pretty awesome topless – [Brobible]
A very interesting Simpsons video you might like – [Clint]
This might be the hottest jogging girl I’ve ever seen – [Ehowa]
The best and funniest “made for TV” holiday songs – [Guyism]
A gallery of 15 gnomes behaving badly – [Manofest]
One of the best slumber party pictures ever – [Funtasticus]
Madonna got dumped and looks like total ass – [Attuworld]
The trailer for the new Robinhood is pretty badass – [Flabber]
Shay Maria is quite busty – [Sublime Blog]
Emmanuelle Chriqui brings sexy to a premiere – [Don Chavez]
If you want awesomeness and hotties go here – [Sataguini]
Eva Amurri may not be great but her boobs are – [Cavemancircus]
What is the worst band of the decade? – [Asylum]
Man castrates himself so he won’t cheat on his wife – [Flisted]
The top ten celebrity nip slips of 2009 – [Cityrag]
Dec 17 2009
Click on the photo for more hotties in the wild
Yet another day, another dollar, and more and more hot girls you don’t know having fun in situations you’ll never be in and banging dudes you’ll never be. Isn’t life incredibly awesome. I’m giving out Hanukkah presents tomorrow!
More things I don’t have at Uncoached’s Facebook Page
The Portfolio
Dec 17 2009
Call it as stereotypical as you want. Could you ever safely say that Asians are great drivers? The stereotypical point of view would be saying they are bad drivers because of the slanted eyes. As we all know that’s simply not true. The eye structure of an Asian person doesn’t make them a bad driver.
But come on folks! On the whole? What is up with the Asian driving contingent? It’s like people from New Jersey. They just can’t drive, period.
And I have to say these pictures of Chinese bus drivers certainly don’t help matters much
