Dec 31 2009
Why This Soccer Player is My Hero: The Women of Cristiano Ronaldo

About the only good line to come out of the movie Two For the Money is “all this guy does is work out and pick winners.” I mention this because Cristiano Ronaldo needs some kind of tag line. I would imagine it would go something like “all this guy does is play soccer and bang hot chicks.”
Seriously man. If there’s ever a reason to take up soccer at a young age, Ronaldo is the reason. The guy is 24 years old for Christ’s sake. He has easily taken down over 100 women.
I mean this gallery is pretty extensive but don’t forget how many women this guy must have had relations with that weren’t caught by the paparazzi. Consider this guy the Wilt Chamberlain of soccer.
Here are his conquests
Jordan Jardel – 2002

Karina Ferro – 2002 and 2005

Daniele Aguiar – 2005

Isabel Figueir – 2005

Diana Chaves – 2006

Nuria Bermudez – 2006

Soraia Chaves – 2006

Merche Romero – 2006

Luciana Abreu – 2007

Gemma Atkinson – 2007

Bipasha Basu – 2007

Karina Bacchi – 2007

Carolina Patrocinio – 2007

Lucia Garcia – 2008

Maria Sharapova – 2008

Niki Ghazian – 2008

Tyese Cunningham – 2008

Nereida Gallardo – 2008

Mia Judaken – 2008

Imogen Thomas – 2008

Letizia Filippi – 2008

Alyona Haynes – 2008

Olivia Saunders – 2009

Gabriela Endringer – 2009

Luana Belletti – 2009

Paris Hilton – 2009

Rafaella Fico – 2009

Even More Uncoachable Stuff
- Gemma Atkinson Leads the PM Portfolio
- Another Sample of Why Cristiano Ronaldo is a Champ
- She’s Uncoachable: Revisiting WAG Supreme Letizia Filippi
- Fifteen of the Best Buxom British Babes
- She’s Uncoachable: Gemma Atkinson
























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Nice to remember!
You forgot Joana Freitas and Mirella Grisales?
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They are all welcome to each other, never seen such a lot of shallow tossers………
Impressive… poor Ronaldo, we’re gonna live to see his career get cut short by some sort of STD I’m sure. Some of these women are gorgeous with great bodies, others are muy trasero though; seriously. What the deuce.