Dec 31 2009
If you thought it was just women faking orgasms then folks, you’d be very wrong. Clearly it’s a little more difficult for a man to fake them as liquid falls into the picture. Still though, dudes get tired of the whole sex thing at times.
Most commonly, it was just pure boredom and my attention span with someone had ceased or a very determined girl that wouldn’t accept the fact that I just wasn’t going to get off at that moment in time.” Chris admitted that exhaustion was his reason for faking it. “To be fair, I think each time it was at least the third fuck of the day,” he wrote. “And it was nice at first, but after a while I just wanted it over with.”
I can’t help think of the Seinfeld episode – “when you’re bored and it’s enough already.” Gentlemen have you ever faked? I have once. Once in my entire life I had a condom on and realized it wasn’t going to happen. I pretended to finish. made a little noise, pulled out and got the hell out of there.
Now I’m married so there’s no pretending on anything. If you’re not in the mood you don’t do anything. And if I’m not gonna have an orgasm, that’s the way it is.
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