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Dec 30 2009

Free Trip To Mexico is a Pain in the Ass….Literally

Published by at 8:00 am under News

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Now why can’t the U.S. have these kinds of offers?  Man I’m pissed…..

For those Brits and Germans already sick of winter, an American pharmaceutical company may have a cure in the form of a free trip to sunny Mexico.  The catch: you have to help test their new diarrhea drug  Participants can eat and drink on the company’s tab. However, they must also wear an arm patch containing the drug and take daily blood and stool samples, according to an article in the U.K. Daily Mail.

This is just all kinds of wrong, yet it’s pretty damned funny.  Think about it.  Intercell (the pharma company doing this promotion) is basically saying that if you go to Mexico you will most assuredly have diarrhea.  Mexico can’t be happy about this.  I mean yeah, you probably will have the runs if you go down there but that’s besides the point.

Second.  2000 participants?  That’s pretty generous.  They better hope this is a anti pooing drug of the century.  That’s a lot of dough just to prove to people they don’t have to take a dump in Mexico.

[Via CBS News]





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