I have to admit this: there’s not a single part of me that misses any ounce of working in the corporate “real” world.  The whole team concept and absolute bullshit you are fed on a daily basis should be enough to drive anyone to self employment.

But alas, we need jobs and we all need to make a living so this world will always be a part of society.  Perhaps the one thing that was decent about it is on occasion you’d go to company outings or get drunk with colleagues, stuff like that.

And once in a blue moon you’ll get caught in something extremely dumb, yet entertaining.  Nowadays?  It’s the company dance.  And it’s spreading.

Here are some good examples

Daft Punk in the Supermarket

Personally I like the yellow shoes.   The guy in the 3rd row left is NOT into it.

Look.  It’s Japanese

There was no way I wasn’t putting in a Japanese video here.

McDonald’s Workers Bust a Move

God it would suck to work there.

Pizza Hut in India

I would hate to work there as well.

Sephora Employees Dance

is the gayest thing I’ve ever seen

Johnny Rockets Employees dance at the Venetian

these people probably feel like shit

It’s the Thrilla in Manila Supermarket

I hate hip hop