About a month ago there was a bit of a scare that Steven Tyler was leaving Aerosmith.   However, that was not the case.   He was simply thinking about a solo career.  Jesus Christ I can’t imagine Tyler doing a solo anything.  It would just be way too scary to watch.  You need the other members of Aerosmith to neutralize it.

Can you believe this guy is 61?  Actually I can.  He looks more like 101.  I wonder if he can still do backflips.  In any event, Steven Tyler is 100% one of the freakier looking rockers out there.  Something tells me that in person it would be very hard to talk to the man.

In that light, may I present the scariest pictures of Steven Tyler

He looks like something from The Dark Crystal

Myspace Toolbox face!

Even in his young days he looked like a woman

I might puke right now

He and that Cujo dude on E! look a lot a like

And that old woman professor from Back to School

I don’t know, just weird

I would be frightened to be that dude

Why Steven, why?

Why again, why?

What the hell is on his neck?  It’s probably skin

Not even Steven Tyler but man that looks like him

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