Dec 07 2009
We all know that single bridesmaids are like the easiset pickens one could possibly hope for at a wedding. Well I don’t think it gets much better than this bridesmaid in New Zealand:
A drunken bridesmaid sparked a four-hour search after losing her way from the reception to her accommodation in a rural area outside Auckland.
The 26-year-old disappeared in the early hours of yesterday morning and after failed helicopter and sniffer dog searches, was eventually found by a paramedic tucked up asleep in bush 15 metres from the road.
“She’s from Australia and didn’t know the area,” said the bride, who did not want to reveal names.
What the article fails to mention are the 6 hicks in said rural area that more than likely had their way with her. However something tells me this wasn’t forced. I’m sure she was depressed that she herself wasn’t getting married and wanted to have some good times with some local “brush” folk.
Man I wish I could have been there.
[Via Brisbane Times]
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