In case you missed it – Here’s the CBS 12 News story of an interview with actor/comedian Rob Schneider.  This is absolutely awesome.   It’s nice to see Rob get into it and get angry for no reason.  Then again, it’s kind of sad.

Schneider hates to wait and will not let it go.

I’ve gotten about 32 emails of people sending me to Hot Chicks Plunging Their Toilets in the last few weeks.  I’m finally caving and sharing some of the pictures with the whole world.  Isn’t that lovely?  These are the same guys who bring us “Hot Chicks with Hot Dogs in Their Mouths,” and “Hot Chicks Picking up Dogshit.”

There’s also another title in their that I personally don’t even want to share.   Look, I can understand a “Hot Chicks Plunging Themselves” kind of a site.  And despite how gross it is, I can even understand a “Hot naked chicks rolling around in dog shit” kind of a site for all you fetish freaks out there.

But just hot chicks plunging toilets?  Well I guess it’s good because you know, there are hot chicks.

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Everyone and their mother has made a post about funny roller coaster ride pictures.  In fact I even did an article dedicated to the roller coaster ride face.

But in all my years as a fantastic writer, I’ve yet to see a compilation of funny roller coaster ride videos.  And let’s face it.  These are way more intriguing than just pictures.

I hope you enjoy this collection

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Click on the photo for unintentionally creepy movie romances

Ask any 10-year-old boy, and he’ll tell you: Romance is gross. One look at the average Hollywood movie is going to tell you he might just be right.  Somehow, without the filmmakers even noticing, they come up with romantic plotlines that are somewhere between “creepy” and “fuel for your darkest nightmares.”

Not gross romance at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Throwdown

Another fine edition of hot girls you don’t know – [Doubleviking]

Four year old goalie fails big time – [Totally Crap]

Jessie Shannon is the hottest girl of November – [COED Magazine]

Five classic Dennis Rodman moments – [Unathletic]

Joanna Krupa’s Playboy shoot finally on the net – [Nerve]

Carrie Amstutz rocks a bikini – [Celebrity Odor]

Jackasses who shave their eyebrows – [The Chive]

Pole Dancer ruins wedding, or maybe she didn’t? – [Asylum]

50 Cent has a new scent for manpower – [Bullzeye]

Speed Painting works well when it’s on naked chicks – [Attuworld]

Coco infests Twitter with gratuitousness – [Don Chavez]

When the new moon hotties are rising – [Cityrag]

Twenty five awesome pictures of snowmen – [Holytaco]

Blowing up toy cars in slow motion rules – [Epic Carnival]

Yes I would enjoy a piece of Caprice Bourret – [Mademan]

Kids show contest winner has an incredible reaction – [Nextround]

Wrangler really tiny jean shorts – [Tastybooze]

Hottest news reporter ever up to no good – [Flabber]

Click on the photo for more of Rachel Bilson

I’m gonna go ahead and say that Bilson is now officially in my fave five.  I absolutely love her.  There’s just something about this girl.  She’s tiny for one.  She’s gorgeous for another.  And then she does these photoshoots like this.  Man it’s hot.

More “man it’s hot” at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Portfolio

It is my wife’s opinion that every single person that smokes cigarettes is white trash.  I’m not sure that accounts for African Americans and other folks but I see her point.  It’s the opinion that every person that smokes does have a sense of trashiness and total disregard for themselves and others.  That in turn is a trait that many white trash folks possess.

And while I don’t necessarily think that’s 100% true, I will say that cigarette smoke is easily one of my biggest pet peeves.  I know people who smoke and I’ll flat out tell them I think it’s completely vile.  So don’t blow it on me dude.  And please try to quit.

Perhaps one of these 15 ads will encourage you to do so

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Put it this way, anytime you have an animal humping a human’s head you know you’re in good shape.

Honestly I can’t find a lick of info on Candy Ace.  And why?  Well because I keep running into this other Candy Ace who is absolutely disgusting.  So until I can get into her Myspace Profile it looks like we’re S.O.L.

Not to worry folks as that has never stopped me before.  This Candy hails from California and is 25 years old.  She also has glorious implants and a penchant for squeezing them together.

There, was that not a great bio?  Thanks!

More of Candy after the jump

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Look I don’t want to knock on people from Boynton Beach Florida here but really?

Try as she might, investigators say Dalia Dippolito could not get the knack of killing her husband.

Newly released court records allege that before the Boynton Beach woman’s arrest in August on charges of trying to hire a hitman to murder her newlywed spouse, Dippolito had already tried to kill him twice.

When nothing seemed to work, she finally called a close friend and asked for his help in knocking off Michael Dippolito, 38.

You know something?  I’m not blaming Dalia here.  I’m 100% blaming Michael.  Dude, what the hell is wrong with you?  I would think that after the first time your wife tries to kill you that you’d consider leaving her.

I guess after that one Michael realized the couple needed therapy.  What did he think after the second time?  “Eh, she’s probably a little off.”  The third?

If he doesn’t move away at this point, the guy kind of deserves to die.

Check out the whole story at Sun Sentinel