not a parent yet but if there were ever a reason to hit someone this would certainly be it.  Is this girl serious?  I can’t believe how much I’d want to slap her in the face.

Yelling?  “I’m 18?”

I do like the narrating though.  It’s pretty awesome.  “I’m not young and stupid?”  Um, this is the definition of stupid.  Wow.

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again.  It really doesn’t make a difference what the prop is.  As long as you’ve got a hot girl in your midst, she could be rolling around in horse manure and it would still make for an awesome picture (assuming you’re into that sort of thing).

But snakes?  Snakes are a different animal for lack of a better word.  Snakes have phallic resemblances and whenever you see a hot girl with a snake for whatever reason you just kind of think she might do something sexual with it.

And for whatever other reason, it’s kind of a turn on.  So without further interruption, may I present a gallery of hot girls with snakes

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I know that Dave Matthews still exists and I know he still makes music but come on.  Any of you that went to college in the 90′s or even early 2000′s can probably figure out what I’m getting at here.  It’s just not the same anymore.   And I think we can all agree that nothing will ever compare to Under the Table and Dreaming.

By no means am I saying this is a bad thing.  I’m just saying that we just don’t hear of these guys like we used to.  But in recent times, rappers and DJ’s are giving them new life by incorporating them into mixes.

I have to admit, I was a bit weirded out at first but some of these aren’t too bad.  I’ve chosen five that are worth listening to.

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Click on the photo for more of Ana Carolina Dias

Let us take a moment to look at the picture above.  Let us also take a moment to appreciate the picture above.  Are you kidding me?  I have no emotions right now.  I’m drawn to this photo.  I’m helpless against it.  I can’t even imagine how I’d be with her actually in my presence.

More helpless girls at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Funbag

Products designed solely to make you a worse person – [Cracked]

A women’s viagra might be on the market soon – [Asylum]

Famous Russian blogger know for her huge cans – [The Chive]

Need a fix of busty British girls? – [Zootoday]

A pretty ridiculous Michael Jordan esque shot from Kobe – [Unathletic]

A user’s guide to boob terminology – [Holytaco]

Is the Carmen Electra sex tape all it’s hyped up to be? – [Brobible]

In case you missed your dose of hump day hotties – [Funtasticus]

A great collection of nut shot videos – [Cavemancircus]

Bar Refaeli does a ridiculously sexy photoshoot – [Don Chavez]

The best Hugh Hefner, Arnold Schwarzenegger and Wilt picture – [Attuworld]

These girls look sexy as soldiers – [Flabber]

If you want a fix of daily hotness go here – [Takeareport]

Twenty sexy graffitti pinups – [Cityrag]

Lame celebrities that you forgot were awesome – [Guyism]

Take a ride with Tony Hawk’s Ride – [G4TV]

Lindsay Marie has got one badass teasum video – [Sublime Blog]

Nothing’s better than the girl next door – [Bullzeye]

Click on the photo for more of Jai Angel

I searched far and wide for this gem of a female on the internets to only come up short.  Well at least my good pals at Gorillamask were able to get an entire gallery of this unknown kitten.  Good Lord this girl could destroy me.

More female gems at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Portfolio

Riding the subway basically sucks.  Granted it’s an extremely efficient way to travel you run into smelly people, huge crowds, and there are those times when it just stops for no reason whatsoever.

I’m 100% delighted that I now work from home and don’t have to endure that crap anymore.

Still though, subway rides are worth it in rare times.  Those rare times?  Well check out the gallery after the jump

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This is a fun 6 minutes.  Hey buddy!

Unfortunately Bryci Lea doesn’t have a homepage or anything like that.   I would assume that any girl that’s appeared in Playboy would at least have some type of signature website.  But alas, she does not.  Actually yeah, she has a page but there’s boobies!  It’s Bryci dot com.  Only stalker like people such as myself can find these woman.

Luckily for you there are a pleathora of non nude pictures for you to gawk at once I get done with my little stupidity ramble here.

Had enough?  Fine.

More of Bryci after the jump

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And Free Delivery!

I have an honest question for all of you.  Would you eat human meat?  Like I don’t want to sound all cannibal and disgusting but think about it.  What if you took the meat off the muscular thigh of a person?  Let’s say there were no fat, and you sauteed it in some salts and spices.

Put that thing in a fryer and you’re telling me it wouldn’t taste good?  I mean we eat rabbits, snakes, frogs.  Wouldn’t human taste good?

I’d have to think it would.