Nov 24 2009
Click on the photo for more of girls like Elizabeth
I tell ya I don’t really feel like the guys at Maxim are all that different from me. But one thing these guys do have is money and that money enables them to go on giant boob searches more often than me. And for that I am eternally jealous. Way to go guys.
More chest searches at Uncoached’s Facebook Page
The Portfolio
Nov 24 2009
Can you really blame a guy for saying a female is extremely hot and then finding out said female is only 14-years-old? I can’t. In today’s day and age hormones are a joke and kids just look older. Hell my niece is turning 10 and she’s nearly as tall as my wife. Also, she could clearly pass as a high school kid.
It’s truly disturbing. Now I’m not saying we should go out and have sex with kids. I’m just pointing out that it’s harder and harder to tell the age of youth these days. And with all of this makeup out there, the playing field just isn’t fair.
Here are 10 examples of the power of makeup
Nov 24 2009
Smokin’ hot chicks! Good God I have to get my ass to Valley Ball.
Nov 24 2009
All I can do is just give a great big giant kudos
to Ice T for his acquisition of Coco. Seriously man, this girl should literally be her own brand. She is the quintessential hiphop rapper desired booty type lady. It doesn’t get more “I’ll take one for the team” than Coco.
I mean this chick sluts it up every chance she gets, shows off the goods, and acts insane. I can’t imagine that relationship ever getting bored. It would take at least a week for me to get annoyed with CoCo. And that’s pretty impressive.
More of CoCo after the jump
Nov 24 2009
Mark Albert, 33, and Kimberly Ferguson, 43, were charged in Dodge County Circuit Court last week with misdemeanor lewd and lascivious behavior. If convicted, each could face up to nine months in jail.
Police were called to the couple’s Milwaukee Street home around 7:10 p.m. on Aug. 23 after a neighbor reported that Ferguson and Albert engaged in a sex act while standing on the porch. The act took place in full view of the neighbor and five witnesses, including a 9-year-old child, according to the criminal complaint.
The complainant told police that the couple had thrown an object through her window, and while she was out repairing it, Albert and Ferguson came outside and began taunting them before performing the sex act, according to the complaint.
A couple things. I find it interesting that the jail time would be nine months. Just in time to pop out a kid and lay it on the porch to do a ring and run to get back at that couple for calling the cops.
Second, how awesome is this couple? Throwing a rock through a window and hanging around to screw? Man I’ve never been to Alaska but I’m hoping this is part of the tour.
[Via FDL Reporter]
That 9-Year-Old is most certainly not learning the proper way to court someone into having sex.
Nov 24 2009
Stefani Germanotta, now known as Lady Gaga, performing at Ultraviolet Live, NYU’s annual talent show. She ended up coming in 3rd place. 2nd place was Funky Butter. 1st place was Tom Costello & Stephan Magloire.
Pretty damned good huh?
I guess looking like a psycho tranny and being slutty was the better route to pay the bills. Still though, she is damned talented.
Nov 24 2009
A while back our friends at COED Magazine did a little article on the sexiest talent to come out of Spain. Within that article were pictures of some very lovely Spanish women. And while I fully appreciate the effort of my fellow bloggers, at times I feel myself wanting more.
It’s usually not much more but it’s kind of like when you see the picture of a porn star but you know you’d like to see her in action. In that same breath, something in me just wanted to see these Spaniards move.
So here are 10 videos of the sexiest Spanish models in the world
Nov 24 2009
How awesome were the 80s? Seriously guys. Blazers and jeans? Ridiculous amounts of cocaine. Shoulder pads. Great baseball cards. Lunch boxes. Light bright. Nintendo? I mean obviously the list can go on and on. One of my favorite parts of the 80s?
Definitely movies. Whenever I think back to my most coveted experiences back in that decade, movies are always something that comes to mind. And how awesome would it have been to be an 80s sex symbol?
But oh how some of the mighty have fallen. Some more than others. Here’s a small sample of 80s sex symbols now and then
Nov 24 2009
Click on the photo for the world’s sexiest motivational posters
Well it’s not as though you really need much motivation when you look at a hot chick but put it this way. It certainly can’t hurt. I’ve said it before. You really can’t go wrong with these things.
More can’t go wrongs at Uncoached’s Facebook Group
The Tips
12 Alternate “Biffs” in the Back to the Future universe – [Cracked]
Sarka Kata is the international babe of the day – [Doubleviking]
Voting for Jamie Lee Darley is the right move – [COED Magazine]
The Best Reggie Bush fan of all time – [Unathletic]
Why hello there Aimee Mullins – [Withleather]
With a name like Chassidy, you know she’s hot – [Gorillamask]
Oprah Winfrey moments men will actually remember – [Asylum]
Just in case you missed the wild girls of Friday – [Funtasticus]
I think that Beyonce needs a bong hit – [Cityrag]
An entire beer mug made out of bacon? – [Tastybooze]
We might want to change the hip hop video a bit – [Attuworld]
Probably not the free condom I’d want – [Top Cultured]
Marisa Miller Victoria’s secret fashion show pics – [Don Chavez]
Bar Refaeli in various colored bras and stuff – [Laxtime] (NSFW Ads)
Thing we learn from the Miss Universe sex tapes – [Gunaxin]
The 6 Best man-cations (no chicks allowed) – [Mademan]
Brooke Long has several irons in the fire – [Bullzeye]
Talk about deserving a thumbs up – [Nextround]
How the hell do you caption this picture? – [Deaddog]
