Click on the photo for more of Jessica Cirio

Jessica is an Argentine model and dancer of Italian descent. She has appeared on the Argentine reality show Cámara en Mano as well as pictorial spreads in Revista Hombre.  Oh yeah, she’s also queen of the thong.

More thong queens at Uncoached’s Facebook page

The Portfolio

This one’s for all you college kids out there

We’ve all had weird professors in college.  Hell we had them in elementary school right on up through college.  There’s always that guy with the crazy beard.  Or there’s always the teacher who had terrible breath but you never had the courage to tell them.

Bottom line is that there’s just some people you get the feeling that there’s more than meets the eye.  But what about the teachers you loved?  How about the ones you looked up to?

As it turns out these are the ones the might be the whack jobs we think our other professors might be.   See that guy above?  He aint’ what you think he is….

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I kind of wish that his head got smashed but I’ll take this.  It’s fine.

You would think that Erika Schwarzgruber has got some kind of German in her right?  Nope.  Turns out this amazingly attractive brunette hails from Venezuela.  Which begs the question:  where the hell did that name come from?

Forget the name.  Where the hell did that body come from?  And call me crazy but with a last name like that isn’t Erika sort of predestined to be down with the nasty stuff?

I don’t care what she’s into.  She just looks like that.  And THAT is awesome.

More of Erika after the jump

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Is this country that leary about hiring these days?  Seriously man.

The sequence of events happens dozens of times every day at the BP gas station/convenience store at U.S. 19 at Nursery Road.

An unsuspecting customer pulls up to the drive-through window. But instead of a store clerk, up pops two paws, deep brown eyes and the tongue-flapping grin of a happy chocolate Labrador retriever named Cody

Oh it’s just a joke guys!  But isn’t he cute?  Actually I don’t know.  If you’re an employer who would you rather hire.  This dog or this guy?

I’m thinking this dog business is pretty good.

[Via Tampabay]

I tell ya I don’t have much respect for soccer as a sport but this video is living proof that fans do not mess around.  At the same time, is there no one in the crowd to put a stop to this kind of conduct?  Gee, the cops look really intimidating.

I mean corner kicks can happen with unlimited amounts of beer?  Man I wish the same applied to foul shots in the NBA.

I’m not quite sure what made soccer a sport that I wasn’t interested in because in all honesty I absolutely loved playing it as a kid.  I guess it comes down to my opinion that it’s simply not all that fun to watch.

And yeah, maybe because I’m American, whatever.  But I just can’t stand sports where there’s no scoring.  Which probably explains why I can’t stand hockey either.

Then again, if women like this played soccer on TV all the time, I might watch more.

Here are the sexiest videos of girls playing soccer

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The last thing I ever really want to think about is dying.  And far be it for me to even ponder the idea of where my body is going to lay when I do in fact jettison out into the unknown depths infinity.

Fact is, none of us know what happens after we die.  Some think we come back.  Some think we just sit there and rot.  I’d like to think I’m surrounding by tons of nakedness and the feeling of being on heroin but without being on heroin.

Whatever happens, it’ll happen.  But I tell ya, if I had to know I was resting in a coffin, I’m not sure I’d have the balls to try out one of these 15….

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Click on the photo for 6 ways to accidentally attract ladies

If you’re a heterosexual man, you’ve done at least one thing today purely intended to woo the ladies. The level of effort ranges from merely remembering to shower to training to be an astronaut, but the effort is there.

More effort is at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Wash

Five foreign chicks who will drink you under the table – [Maxim]

The World’s tallest model is pretty damned hot – [The Chive]

COED dorms lead to more sex and porn watching – [Asylum]

The worst injury you’ll see this year – [Unathletic]

Former Hawks cheerleader decides to make porn – [Don Chavez]

The best safety belt in the army – [Bits and Pieces]

Hottest news reporter ever does new stuff – [Flabber]

Photo outtakes from “Hangover” are pretty funny – [Brobible]

Celebrities and their wedgies – [Celebrity Odor]

Check out the best tushies on the internet – [Cavemancircus]

The Sports Illustrated bikini shoot 2009 – [Attuworld]

Theresa Correa has the best body of all time – [Sublime Blog]

If hot celebrity chicks were very muscular – [Cityrag]

Boobs vs. little kid ends in a knockout – [Guyism]

Get your hands on some hi tech sex toys – [Egotv]

Victoria’s Secret fashion show gallery – [Mademan]

Which sport has the hottest WAG’s? – [Nextround]

Throw the drunk from the train – [Tastybooze]