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Nov 28 2009

Sexy Saturday: The Anatomically Rare Kristy Ann

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Kristy Ann

You can just tell by the front page to Kristy Ann’s Myspace Profile that she’s a “5 Second Girl.”  In case you don’t know what this is, it’s a term I just came up with right now.  A 5 second girl is the kind of female where within 5 seconds of penetration a male would be completely finished.

Hell if she made one of those faces at me and just hinted that her top would come off I wouldn’t even need to touch this female to be “done.”  God bless the 5 second girl.  Then again, what the hell do you do with them the other 23 hours 59 minutes and 55 seconds of the day?

I guess reminisce.

More of Kristy after the jump

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Nov 28 2009

The Weekend Wash: Sexy Ladies Among Us, Bad Elementary School, and The Hooters Dream Shoot

Published by under Weekend Wash

Sexy

Click on the photo for some really sexy strangers

Hey hey!  It’s the weekend.  You know what that means.  It means that yesterday and today were/are your chances at meeting ladies like those above.  It’s on 48 hours guys so stop looking at the dumb site and get your asses out there.

More missed opportunities at Uncoached’s Facebook Group

The Wash

6 Horrific lessons taught in elementary school – [Cracked]

The Hooter Dream girls photo shoot is busty – [Bustedcoverage]

How Goldman Sachs runs your life – [Asylum]

Condoms will save us from utter destruction – [Ego TV]

Tila Tequila doesn’t do strip teases right – [Gorillamask]

Another fine edition of Hotties in the Wild – [Doubleviking]

The best natural breasts of all time – [COED Magazine]

Good God this girl needs to get a life – [Flabber]

The Ultimate Gear Porn Calendar – [Attuworld]

Have you ever seen a walking table? – [DJ Mick]

25 Hot Girls that you have to be thankful for – [Holytaco]

Check out this brutal bear attack in Switzerland – [Totally Crap]

Zoe Saldana is like seriously hot dude – [Celebrity Odor]

The old exploding pumpkin trick – [Don Chavez]

Busty, sexy, you name it hottie Marie Ozawa – [Cavemancircus]

Maryna Linchuk is one name you can’t forget – [Guyism]

A bunch of random pics you will more than enjoy – [Funtasticus]

You face is not how you stop a fastball – [Top Cultured]

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Nov 27 2009

Lauren R Leads the P.M. Portfolio

Published by under PM Porfolio

Lauren R

Click on the photo for more of Lauren R

As you are all continuing to digest your turkeys, Lauren R has been causing my stomach some serious pains today.   Could it be that pink skunked hair?  Yup.  This girl can party.  And I would love to let her stomp on me.

More party girls at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Portfolio

Paradiso Chili Hottie Madison Bar Theresa Coco Wow

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Nov 27 2009

A Collection of GIFs That Will Leave you Puzzled

Published by under Oddly Enough

Nose Pick

In case any of you are computer illiterate and haven’t ever heard of a GIF,  it stands for Graphics Interchange Format.  Yeah, like I know what that means.   For the purposes of this article however, it basically means those little pictures that move all the time.

Kind of like video but they are saved as pictures.  In any event, you’ve all experienced many of these in your lifetime and I’m sure you’ve come across some very strange ones.

But I guarantee you might not have seen a lot like these before

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Nov 27 2009

Biggie Smalls Vs. Thomas the Tank Engine: The Best Hip Hop/Kids Show Mashup Ever

Published by under Video of the Day

I think this might be the best.  Seriously I haven’t seen any better.

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Nov 27 2009

She’s Uncoachable: How is Ardis Vanfossan Not Foreign?

Published by under She's Uncoachable

Ardis Vanfossan

Ardis Vanfossan’s Myspace Page

We just want to update this post to let you know that Ardis has unfortunately passed away.   We send out prayers to her family.

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Nov 27 2009

When Particularly Hot Gymnast Girls Are Doing Their Thing

Published by under Beautiful Ladies

Sexy Gymnast

Honestly, unless you’re into gymnastics, when in the world do you ever watch this sport? Don’t get me wrong.  I’m incredibly impressed by what gymnasts can do.  It’s just that I can’t see a reason to every really watch gymnastics unless we’re talking about the Olympics and unless we’re specifically talking about women’s gymnastics.

Even more to the point, and as sexist as it sounds, I’m really referring to the more attractive little ladies of the sport.  So while we’ve all seen excruciating pictures of gymnasts, I decided to trim the fat and only limit it to particularly attractive gymnasts in the heat of competition.

Please enjoy this.  I’m sure you will be amazed

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Nov 27 2009

Amazing Feats Done By Amputees

Published by under Entertainment,Sports,Video

Wrestler

If you or anyone you know has been dealt the unfortunate situation of having one of their limbs removed, you should take a look at these videos.  I for one can’t possibly imagine what it’d be like to lose my hands or legs.  However, when you see folks that press on and make their lives work, it’s truly remarkable.

I only wish that all of us in full health and who have all of their body parts functioning had half the courage and determination that some of these folks do.

Here are seven amazing amputee videos

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Nov 27 2009

Friday’s Funbag: Baffling Perspectives on Sexing, Random Hotties, and An Awesome Flight Attendant

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BackhamClick on the photo for crazy perspectives on boning

Ever since National Geographic invented showing boobs to children,  Cracked has wanted to learn how different cultures deal with sex.  And while they’ve done their best to explore all the world’s cultures and religions without their pants on, it seems most of the research on the subject has been limited to the insane community.

The best community is Uncoached’s Facebook page

The Funbag

Random hot chicks that you’d want to nail..and hard – [The Chive]

A sexy flight attendant you can actually date – [Asylum]

How to sell detergent to dudes – [Holytaco]

Rihanna and Beyonce both rock an upskirt – [Cityrag]

What these guys are thankful for – [Withleather]

Sexy 100 pictures of tennis player Ana Ivanovic – [DJ Mick]

One of the weirdest videos you’ll ever see – [Attuworld]

You’ll love how hot Nina Senicar is – [Sublime Blog]

Hey Team,  be careful about going bareback  – [Film Drunk]

An awesome top ten of Mike Tyson moments – [Gunaxin]

Leighton Meester bids you a lovely night – [Theospark]

Gemma Atkinson’s 2010 Calendar rules – [HGOM]

Workout mistakes that every guy makes – [Mademan]

I would love to spend some alone time with Elaine Alden – [Nextround]

Meet Jaime Young.  Fall in love with Jaime Young – [The Bachelor Guy]

Chick makes same dumb face in every picture – [Bugehoobs]

The Muppet Bohemian Rhapsody – [Collegehumor]

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Nov 26 2009

Sofia Vergara Leads the P.M. Portfolio

Published by under PM Porfolio

Vergara

Click on the photo for more of Sofia Vergara

Sofia Vergara is a model and actress known for being known as ‘Sofia Viagra’. She’s modeled for numerous high ranking clothing lines and has starred in the hit show Dirty Sexy Money but amazingly enough has never posed nude.

More girls that need to pose nude at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Portfolio

Nina Ingrid Sexy Sexy Schiffer Sarah Bell Celebrity

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