A crook with a knife tried to place an order at a drive-through McDonald’s in southwest Sydney before bursting in through the window and grabbing cash from the till.

Police say the man, aged between 20 and 25, approached the drive-through window of the restaurant at the intersection of Canterbury Road and Chapel Street, Lakemba, at about 1.25am (AEDT) today.

“The man attempted to place an order at the window before entering the building through the window,” police said.

I think the main lesson in all of this has to be what in the hell are they putting in those burgers?  God damn those things are good.

[Via The Australian]

I mean really?  This is what you guys are spending your time on?  Are these guys even teens?  They look older to me.  I guess I’ll never understand the world fully, or even just a little bit.

It’s not that I’m poo pooing the USA.  Granted there are many things that our country does way better than other countries, it’s just that some things are done better by our counterparts.   Take the Miss Russia contest for example.

Maybe it’s just a mental thing but the feeling I get when watching that compared to our Miss USA is completely different.  When I watch Miss Russia I say to myself “all I have to do is go online and I can marry a girl like that.”

On the other hand, when I watch Miss USA I think to myself “if I dated one of those girls for a week I’d come home in a body bag.”

Miss Russia after the jump

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It’s amazing what the American public will buy which is exactly why I don’t blame this psycho infomercial people from peddling wacky products on us all the time.  Granted I think a guy like Tony Little is a pretty legit fitness guy, it doesn’t mean his and other people’s commercials are little apples that fell very far from the tree.

I mean do we really believe that a little electrical belt is going to shape our abs within a week?  Are we supposed to watch some woman training with poodles and get motivated to work out?

Honestly, I don’t get it.  Check out some of the most ridiculous fitness videos after the jump

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Click on the photo for things you don’t say to a female poker player

Vanessa Rousso, a member of Team PokerStars Pro, has over $3.2 million in career tournament earnings. Her biggest win was for $946,000 at the PokerStars European Poker Tour Grand Final in Monte Carlo this past May.  So she’s got that going for her, which is nice.

More chicks with stuff going for them at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Madness

Nine reasons Iraqis suck at jumping jacks – [Cracked]

25 Hot Girls playing football in their underwear – [Holytaco]

It’s the “we are douchebags” video – [Brobible]

Why is this new Lesian chick look getting so popular? – [Cityrag]

When Dolph Lundgren is interviewed, I watch – [G4TV]

16 pictures of creative car cakes – [DJ Mick]

One of the hottest secretaries you will ever see – [Cavemancircus]

There are seven levels to a bar hook up – [Guyism]

Counter Strike might be the sexiest game ever invented – [Attuworld]

No one knows what’s going on in this commercial – [Sublimeblog]

Five inappropriate situations to Twitter – [Collegehumor]

Some of the best badasses in history – [Mademan]

Soccer reporter gets absolutely drilled here – [Epic Carnival]

Look at the girl on the left, period – [Deaddog]

The ultimate tailgating vehicle for sale – [Tastybooze]

Molly sims has turned into a serious actress – [Nextround]

The huge boobed “Wendy Comattente” resurrected – [HGOM]

Although I can’t really approve of those outfits being too “male.”  Come on Grandma.  Clean it up.

All I have to say is….Look at the size of this guy!

Have I ever posted Hope Dworaczyk on this site?  Nope.  But I claim fame to being one of the first ever people to post pictures from her Myspace Profile.  Yes, this is in a land far far away when I owned a site called “Hottest Girls of Myspace.”

In any event,  for those that don’t remember, Hope used to date Jason Kidd and now doesn’t because he’s way too ugly for her. Word is she was dumped but I refuse to believe it.  Hope is a former Miss Teen Texas so you know she’s smoking.

Oh yeah, she was a Playmate of the month in April of 2009.  So she’s got that going for her, which is nice.

More of Hope after the jump

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Click on the photo for more ferocious fight girls

We’re only a few days into November and everybody’s fighting. First there was the epic parking lot brawl between die-hard Yankee and Philly fans after World Series game five.  Then Kim Kardashian stepped in the ring for charity and ended up with a nice shiner.   Bottom line, fight girls rule.

More ruling girls at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Wash

Name That Rockin’ Bod – [Cityrag]

Types of useless information on Yahoo! Answers – [Cracked]

A look at Hollywood’s hottest sisters – [Maxim]

Rick’s Cabaret offers Mr. Crutch 100 Strippers – [Bustedcoverage]

A new episode of Hotties in the wild – [Doubleviking]

Megan Fox outtakes in Rolling Stone mag – [Totallycrap]

If you want some whoop ass then go here – [Ehowa]

They finally made glow in the dark lingerie – [The Chive]

South African hottie Fabiana Tambosi – [DJ Mick]

Wow, New Mexico’s women soccer team is scary – [Ns4W]

Woman calls 911 because boyfriend won’t marry her – [Guyism]

The Teen Wolf sequel we’ve been waiting for – [Holytaco]

Russian woman finds strange parking lot – [Attuworld]

A reminder that Halloween isn’t always sexy – [Don Chavez]

Hot girls with cool jobs:  Science Edition – [Asylum]

The 5 Best college coaching performances this season – [Brobible]

Introducing the dick towel (very funny) – [Sublime]

Most dangerous neighborhoods on Google street view – [Cavemancircus]

By far the best picture you’ll see today – [Funtasticus]