I just booked my tickets and I’m flying down to Miami to see Danielle Harrington.  The only issue is that she kind of doesn’t know that I’m coming and I plan on kidnapping her.  OK I’m not really doing that but I really would love to just store her away somewhere so that I could look at her in person whenever I wanted.

Danielle is 24, is a model, and is 5’7 weighing in at 110 lbs.  Now that’s just unfair.  Oh tack on ridiculous surgical work on the chestal region and you have what I would consider to be an ideal body.

More of Harrington after the jump

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Some like money.  Some like diamonds.  Hell some like to collect stamps or precious art work.  But not this guy….

Police say they have arrested a man who allegedly tried to stab his girlfriend and then set her on fire, all because of a crack pipe.

Officers responded to 4447 Foxton Court around 10:20 p.m. after witnesses reported seeing a “male and female fighting about a crack pipe,” according to dispatchers. Police arrived to find Andrea Fradl and Mary Akers outside the residence, and Akers told police that Fradl’s boyfriend, George Combs Jr., had tried to set her truck on fire

Police forgot to mention the part where the guy walked up to them upon the arrest screaming “You got some rock, you got some blow? Man I’ll suck your d*ck!”

He was then taken away where he developed a real fatness in jail and upon getting out called himself “doughboy.”  Although now he probably looks something like this:

[Via News Talk Radio]

Now this is what I call a dedicated math teacher.  Now I’m not 100% if this guy really does get through to the students but at least he’s making a serious effort.  Sure most of them are probably hung over and texting each other the entire time, but not on this day.

On this day the teacher owned that class.  And I’ll even let his effeminate S sounds slide.

As most of you know I have an affinity for women of certain regions of the world. You may have seen my Hottest Women of Venezuela or Hottest Women of Italy.   Well, it was time for me to gather yet another list of beauties from a region that I hold dear to my heart.

If not for the incredibly high rate of STD’s I would probably be living in Brazil by now.  The dancing, the fun, the all out sexual desire is something I covet in this world.  Sadly, I am married and that part of my heart has completely dried out.  No it hasn’t.  Relax honey.

Still though, women from Brazil are pretty awesome.  And here are 15 I’d sure like to hang out with

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If you’re interested in being a ball boy then you might want to check out the USTA for qualifications.   Because as Kramer once put it “I think that’s wrong!”when he was told there were no ball men.  God that was a terrible introduction to this article.  Whatever.

Whether it’s tennis or soccer or even basketball, a ball boy must be precise.  He must be quick.  And he must get the job done in a way that appears he was never even there in the first place.

Unfortunately that doesn’t always happen.  And here are seven moments to prove it.

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Now I want you guys to look at that picture.  Look at it closely.  What does it tell you?  I mean seriously.  How much fun is that girl having.  More to the point, how much fun are the guys in that pool having looking at her?  Man I miss college.

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Ever wondered how do the battle looks like for real at night? In particular, not as seen by Hollywood movie but a real battle with real combat units, tanks, commanders, you name it.

People say that sometimes it is even more picturesque than in the movies, and here are some pretty badass pictures from the Russian army play war maneuvers that took place about a month ago

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Wow, I do not remember this AT ALL.  And Tim Robbins presenting it?  Amazing.   Now I have that “Beautiful Day in the Neighborhood” song in my head.

Honestly guys, is Lindsey Strutt even all that good looking?  I mean yeah she’s definitely attractive but by no means a supermodel.  And yet who cares.  My eye have been averted.  My brain is a mush.  And it’s time for me to take a serious break from the computer.

I’m moving to London.  I’m serious.  And if I’m not moving there like really soon, I’m going to have to at least take a week long trip there to test the water.  What the hell are they putting in it?  Like Jack and Beanstalk boob growing juice or something?

Man I want to hear this girl say “knockers” in a British accent.

More of Strutt after the jump

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