So let’s do a little research on Malene Espensen shall we?  She was born in Denmark but now resides in England thus being part of the whole Page 3 busty British crew.  Check.

She’s appeared in multiple photo shoots mushing her breasts together with the breasts of Lucy Pinder.  Check again.

Lastly.  There is not lastly.  She was naked with Lucy Pinder.  That is.

More of Espensen after the jump

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Look, I’m a Yankees fan but even I can admit to ridiculous calls that were made not only in the World Series but in the playoffs in general. But as we have it…

There apparently will be no expansion of instant replay in baseball in the near future.

Jimmy Lee Solomon, MLB’s executive vice president of baseball operations, said Tuesday there was no discussion to expand the use of replay in the regular season or postseason at a meeting of the game’s general managers.

The call for more extensive use of replay arose following several missed calls by umpires during the recent postseason

There are two reasons for this and two reasons only.  One, either the GM’s in Major League Baseball did not watch one single postseason game and two:  they fell asleep during every single post season game.

Is it me or did the World Series games run ridiculously late?  I fell asleep at some point during every game.  So it would stand to reason that GM’s have no desire to stay up late thus ignoring instant replay amendments.

However I have a solution to all of this.  Let’s just have a new challenge rule like the NFL.  It would simplify things a great deal.  A manager gets 1 challenge per game and that challenge uses instant replay. Is that so bad?

Case closed.

[Via Cleveland.com]

I’m speechless.  I’m honestly speechless.  “What will your kids poop?” I’ve been searching the web for the last 5 minutes to find a company website of some sort and I just can’t do it.  But this picture originated somewhere.

Worse yet, a person actually came up with this concept.  Even worse further is that there are many parents out there using these products as we speak.  Now their little kids can shit stars!  Woo hoo!

Now the phrase Star Glide has a whole new meaning.

[Picture Via]

Well this guy is awesome.

As if I really need reason to love any college cheerleading squad.  Well I have to admit, the Ohio State Cheerleaders are especially enjoyable because they have this dude up top.  As if the outline of his penis isn’t funny enough.   This guy’s just awesome, period.

But on to real reasons.  Way more than half this team is attractive.  They grab boobs, kiss each other, have fun with guys at bars, you name it.  They are an awesome group of girls and I hope to run into them someday.

More of their antics after the jump

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Obviously commercials have come a long way in promoting toys.  I mean now you’re looking at special effects, crazy colors, and even celebrities.  Back in the 70s?  I’m not going to lie.  Commercials were pretty damned creepy.

Well, they weren’t creepy for their day but I have to admit they scare the bejesus out of me in this day.

That said, here are probably the ten worst vintage toy commercials of all time

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Click on the photo for more of Christy Turlington

Christy Turlington might be a little on the skeleton side, but damn if she doesn’t have the hottest face.   She also might be a bit out of the limelight these days…but she’s still super hot.  Isn’t that great?

More greatness at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Wash

Six insane laws we’re gonna need in the future – [Cracked]

Chantelle Houghton does not hide her cleavage well – [DJ Mick]

Funny Google Search recommendations – [The Chive]

One of the coolest things you’ll see all day – [Brobible]

Jessica P doesn’t need a last name to be this hot – [Gorillamask]

Playboy hottie Brittany Marie isn’t shy – [Ns4W]

Is Eva Mendes board with sex?  Not at all – [Cityrag]

Candace Rae is the hottest twitter girl out there – [The Bachelor Guy]

One of the most random caption pictures ever – [Attuworld]

Adriana Lima is looking good in a her bikini – [Don Chavez]

Irina Sheik and Rosie Huntington model swimwear – [Totally Crap]

Turns out that guys don’t like skinny chicks much – [Asylum]

Bianca Klampt might be my new favorite model – [Sublime Blog]

Jennifer Love Hewitt doing a pole dance on TV – [Tastybooze]

If you marry a smart girl you will live longer – [Mademan]

Super Sexy Schoolgirls – [Gunaxin]

You’re only allowed to press the coconuts – [Top Cultured]

Ah to be in college again, good lord – [Funtasticus]

Click on the photo to view Hollywood’s Hottest Sisters

If the above picture is any indication of this kind of awesomeness then I don’t know what is.  How often do you see siblings, let alone hot siblings doing that?  It’s a dream of every male to get in the middle of a sexy sister tongue twister.  Here’s to the Cruz sisters.

More hot sister wishing at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Portfolio

As most of you know, one of the things I pride myself on is the ability to spot a complete tool that has nothing better to do than try to trick everyone into thinking he’s much cooler than he his.  Part of this deception involves wearing multiple earrings, making ridiculous hand gestures, pouting lips, and even alluding to the fact that he’s part of the mob (which a real mobster would never do).

And while I kind of knew this didn’t just happen here in the U.S. I was hoping that it didn’t.  I was wrong….very wrong.  Turns out in Russia there a bigger and way more dorkier contingent of these gangster would be douchebags.

Luckily for you I have a gallery of these putzes.

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That’s right it’s Milky the Marvelous Milking Cow.  Now there might be toy commercials that are  arguably worse like Limbo Legs, Belly Bongo and Footsie to name a few.

But honestly, the worst part about Milky was it cost you even more money because you needed to buy more milk pellets.  Really?  Milk pellets sold separately?  Yeah, that’s pretty bad.