What is there to say about Sara Santos?  First things first.  A fact.   She was awarded Miss Playboy TV Portugal in 2006.   So that’s a good thing.  Second thing.  Sara is what I consider “dangerously” hot.  And when I say that I mean it in the nicest way.

However, what I consider to be dangerously hot is the type of girl that can turn even the smartest of men into a complete bumbling idiot.  It’s a curse.  It’s what amazingly hot women do to us men.  They show a tad of cleavage and we’re basically idiots.  Simple.

More of Santos after the jump

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From the Las Vegas Sun:

It’s akin to a small U-Haul truck but with Plexiglas surrounding the brightly lit cargo area instead of walls. In the middle is a gleaming stripper pole. Swinging around the pole is a scantily clad young woman. Two of her fellow strippers are in the back of the truck too, awaiting their turns.

Puttering up and down Las Vegas Boulevard on Monday night, it was photographed by nearly everyone it pulled alongside, from CityCenter construction workers to an SUV-load of 20-somethings from Colorado.

Yup, this won’t be a safety hazard.  Imagine coming home from a strip club inside a cab with a coked up driver and one of those things driving by.  As if Vegas couldn’t get any more sleazy and attention getting.

Man that place is awesome.

Want to see the mobile action being mobile?  Check it out after the jump

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Look I’m sure this kid is this girl’s little brother or something but what if he’s not?  Is this not one of the best High School or Junior High prom pictures of all time?

Imagine you’re this kid.  Imagine you’re getting all psyched for the prom.   Are you dreaming of when the two of you hook up and your body is simply immersed in hers?

I always find these kinds of couples to be hilarious.  I mean look at this guy!

And P.S. look at her feet.  Aren’t they kind of tiny in comparison to that dress?  I just noticed this.

[Picture Via]

I’m pretty sure it’s a given that a sexy girl draped on anything works well in this world.  For the most part we see hot girls draped all over cars, motorcycles, or other recreational type vehicles.  But it’s not often we see them draped over the lovely green felt that houses all those balls.

Which is why I felt it was important to create this type of gallery.  Granted there’s plenty of “sex on pool table” videos out there, but it took a little digging to just find pictures of girls on pooltables (without them being naked).

So I hope you enjoy.

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You can do it!  He’s America’s Personal Trainer.  It’s Tony Little.   Just in case you didn’t know.

Little is a certified personal trainer and identifies himself as “America’s Personal Trainer”. He is known for his over-the-top, hyper-enthusiastic personality and long blonde ponytail. Four of Little’s favorite catchphrases are “You can do it,” “It’s technique!,” “Always believe in yourself” and “Conceive, Believe and Achieve”. Little’s infomercials have generated more than $4 billion in sales globally. Little averages about 6,000 hours a year on TV.

4 Billion dollars.  Yes.  4 BILLION.  Pretty impressive. I’m convinced at least half of that is due to the ponytail.  And just in case you want to figure out how much 6000 hours a year is.   That would mean you’d have Tony Little on 24 hours a day for 250 days.

That’s a lot of Little.  But for our purposes here are 5 videos to display his greatness

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Click on the photo to see funny porn premises

On occasion you’ll watch a porn movie and realize that the plot has gone completely awry.  Then again, I’m not a plot guy.  But I know some sickies who actually care so they might find this information amusing.  Eh, I don’t.  Still though, it’s porn.

More amusing info at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Throwdown

Girls who God spent a little more time on – [The Chive]

7 Real reasons Larry Johnson was cut by the chiefs – [Unathletic]

Easily the best rear view you’ll see all day – [Onequickbeer]

Extreme closeup lingerie football picture – [Brobible]

Demi Moore has some naked animal instincts – [Cityrag]

The most insane online workouts – [Guyism]

The world’s largest bikini parade ever – [Don Chavez]

Isla Fisher is in Time Out sporting much cleavage – [Coolmaterial]

Videos of people trying to eat way too much food – [Cavemancircus]

Honestly, this video might very well change your life – [Sublime Blog]

I’ll always have a thing for Vida Guerra – [Attuworld]

Sexy ladies and smokin’ guns – [Gunaxin]

Katharine McPhee is still out there and still hot – [Mademan]

When a sports announcer speaks his mind – [Collegehumor]

One of the gayest mustaches I’ve ever seen – [The Bachelor Guy]

Great compilation of Roger Sterling zingers – [Flisted]

Bahara is one of the hottest hometown hotties ever – [HGOM]

Train almost runs over drunk woman – [Tastybooze]

Sarah Jean underwood mixes Playboy and Yoga – [Brahsome]

Click on the photo for more of Jamie Lee Darley

She beat out 5,000 other girls to get to the Top 10, and there’s no denying that this former volleyballer at UC- Santa Barbara and current MLS WAG is perfect for the job of being a Victoria’s secret model.

More candidates at Uncoached’s Facebook Group

The Portfolio

How could a professional sports team not use this song as their warm up?  Seriously I don’t get it.  I’m ready to run 15 miles right now.

Hey don’t get me wrong, I love when chicks draw attention to their chests, but for some reason I’m just not sure I can buy into this particular method.  When it’s a little rose on the ankle, or even some kind of badass little barb wire thing on the arm, I like the rebel look on hot chicks.  Notice I said HOT chicks.

They can pretty much get away with anything.  But when you’re tattooing yourself to make it look like you got beat up or are putting a clown in your armpit, well then what kind of message are you trying to portray?

Here are 10 tattoos you don’t want as a female

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