It was bound to happen sooner or later.  And this thing happened last month.

Miss Plastic, the world’s first “plastic” beauty contest, takes place in Hungary and any woman aged between 19 and 38 can participate. As long as she is a resident of Hungary and, more importantly, has at least one cosmetic surgery in her medical history. A boob job or facelift will do just fine.

Instead of focusing on looks, the judges pay a lot more attention to the surgeons’ work on the contestants. Both the contestants and the doctors who operated on them will be rewarded with valuable prizes.

I’m not sure how much more “women as objects” you can possibly get.  With the exception of their ability to speak, these women are 100% mannequins.  The doctors are rewarded?  Amazing.  Next thing we’ll see is “Miss Robot.”  Just wait, it’s gonna happen.

Pictures of the plastic contestants after the jump

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Back when this site was a little nothing in July of 2008 a little article called “The Gayest Jean Claude Van Damme Photos I’ve Ever Seen” put Uncoached on the map.   And since that time I’ve expressed my admiration and affection for Mr. Van Damme.  His unintentional humor, terrible acting, and great action scenes are a joy for the world.

In honor of all that Sir Damme brings to this world I felt it important to feature not only gay pictures of the actor, but also video.

So here are five super homoerotic Jean Claude Van Damme film moments

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Click on the photo for more hotties in the wild

And why not kick off Tuesday with a bunch of chicks that I don’t know, you don’t know, none of us will ever know.  Until that day we can actually meet with these girls and more to the point drink with them, I suppose watching them like this will have to do.  Oh well.

More party girls at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Tips

I will bet you’ve never been to a wake like this – [Cracked]

Sexy bikini golfers hit it up in the short grass – [Withleather]

Britney Spears candid bikini shots on a yacht – [NS4W]

Ty Lawson has a pretty sweet dunk over the Lakers – [Brobible]

Who in the hell is responsible for this penis design? – [Top Cultured]

The sexiest Alessanda Ambrosio photoshoot in a while – [Funtasticus]

There is zero explanation for any of these pictures – [The Chive]

I think the L in Nicole L might stand for lingerie? – [Gorillmask]

2-Year-old baby is really moved by Michael Jackson music – [OMG Blog]

A nice selection of “hardcore” chicks – [Holytaco]

Sofia Vergara looking ridiculously hot as usual – [Don Chavez]

The lesbian fantasy of the week – [Cityrag]

An awesome bubble gum burst in slow motion – [Attuworld]

I enjoyed Lauren Budd’s behind the scene photoshoot – [Sublime Blog]

Dog freaks out over soldier’s return – [Collegehumor]

Remember how hot Katie Holmes was?  I do – [Mademan]

The ten best jobs in football – [Gunaxin]

Ridiculously hot greek model Evelyn Kazantzoglou – [Flisted]

Click on the photo for more of Pania Rose

Isn’t that such a delightful and inviting pose?  I’m curious if Pania is that giving in real life.  Chances are about zero.  She’s a very thin supermodel who probably has very high standards and only eats kelp.  Come on Pania.  Eat!

Less kelp eaters and more meat at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Portfolio

Like a business card or a commercial, a flag should represent a country as best as possible.  And I’m not sure if some countries are just playing a practical joke but their flags seem pretty off.

Not quite sure why you’d have a flag be solid green and only green but to each their own I suppose.

Here are 15 weird flags from around the world.

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If you don’t actually laugh out loud to this video then there’s definitely something wrong with you.

I don’t know much about Thaisse Carvalho except for the fact she’s in a lot of these pictures entitled “The Girl.”   I’m not exactly sure what that means.  Perhaps it’s the fact that no one seems to have any information on this woman.

Well, it looks to me like she’s borderline nude star slash super model.  She’s got that face of a supermodel and no sign of implants yet.  Perhaps she’s taking the high road.

Personally I’d love that road to be as low as possible. But whatever, she’s hot.

More of Thaisse after the jump

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Um….

Michelle Thompson, who suffers from Persistent Sexual Arousal Syndrome, thought she was just too demanding for men and would never find the man of her dreams.

But she has been with her neighbour Andrew Carr, 32, for the past six months and he’s as keen for sexual intercourse as she is and they make love 10 times a day.

“Andrew has changed my life. I’m no longer looking for a cure for my orgasms – I’ve found it,” Michelle told The News of the World newspaper in the UK

I guess the only real response to this, “Andrew, what the hell is your problem bud?”

[Via Daily Telegraph]

I happened to watch this live last Thursday but whenever Lebron James and Dwyane Wade are facing off I highly recommend you people watch the game because stuff like this might happen.

Good God.