Nov 30 2009
Now These are Some Ridiculous First and Last Names
Thankfully I was blessed with having an extremely Jewish name. Well put it this way, if someone makes fun of my name it’s because it’s really Jewish and not because it rhymes with Penis or Vagina.
Or even worse contains the words “penis” or “vagina.” I mean could you imagine going through your whole life with this stuff? How in the world do these people not change their names? Are they that proud of being dicks and weiners? Honestly I don’t get it.
But for all you who do, here are some names you just don’t want….
Thanks to Damn Cool Pics for the photos
Dr. Assman
I’m a Hog
Dick Chop
I Got Nothing Here
Hairy Beaver
Dick Ball
Dick Hyman
Mangina?
Dick Shit
Cockburn
Dick Pain
I Got nothing
Mike Hunt
Dick Weiner
I Need a Dick
P. Enis
BJ Hard Dick
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The B.J. Hardick one is from the city I live in. He’s a chiropractor whose office is close to the downtown library and the high school I went to, so I used to go past it all the time. My brother and I used to crack up every time we saw the sign.
You forgot a classic one. The head of Masterfoods Inc. is called “Dick Raper”.
B.j Hardick sign is in my home town. The other name on the sign is IM Hardick
What about NASCAR driver Dick Trickle?