Nov 28 2009
You can just tell by the front page to Kristy Ann’s Myspace Profile that she’s a “5 Second Girl.”Â In case you don’t know what this is, it’s a term I just came up with right now.Â A 5 second girl is the kind of female where within 5 seconds of penetration a male would be completely finished.
Hell if she made one of those faces at me and just hinted that her top would come off I wouldn’t even need to touch this female to be “done.”Â God bless the 5 second girl.Â Then again, what the hell do you do with them the other 23 hours 59 minutes and 55 seconds of the day?
I guess reminisce.
More of Kristy after the jump
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