In this day and age, which life would you rather lead?  One like Joe Francis or Hugh Hefner?  I’m sure most of you would rush to say Hugh Hefner.  However, those of us in our thirties might beg to differ.  At least I do.   Think about it.  What do we young men miss most?  College.  And what do we miss most about college?  Missed sexual opportunities.

Hugh Hefner’s got a great life but it’s ALL hot chicks and sitting on your ass in a smoking jacket.  It’s all blonde, and it’s all fake boobs.  Francis?  Francis takes a giant van from town to town and gets young, real, drunk, college chicks year after year.   The kind that you hit yourself in the head for not having gone the distance with.

I think a year of that lifestyle would fare better than the Hef.  Sorry.

Here are some Girls Gone Wild spring break videos

Kissing to Win a Shirt

Awesome Bikini Contest

The Girls Gone Wild Dunk Tank

South Padre Seems like Fun

Awesome Butt Cheek

Bike Week Party