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Nov 10 2009

They Have Stupid White Boy Gangster Wannabee Losers in Russia Too

Published by Natty at 12:00 pm under The Myspace Toolbox

Russian Gangster Wannabe

As most of you know, one of the things I pride myself on is the ability to spot a complete tool that has nothing better to do than try to trick everyone into thinking he’s much cooler than he his. Part of this deception involves wearing multiple earrings, making ridiculous hand gestures, pouting lips, and even alluding to the fact that he’s part of the mob (which a real mobster would never do).

And while I kind of knew this didn’t just happen here in the U.S. I was hoping that it didn’t. I was wrong….very wrong. Turns out in Russia there a bigger and way more dorkier contingent of these gangster would be douchebags.

Luckily for you I have a gallery of these putzes.

Russian Gangster Wannabe

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# markkoon 11 Nov 2009 at 3:55 am

the pimp with the cash between his hat and noggin is a proud owner of ca 70 USD
bitch
# Anthonyy Iceeon 06 Jan 2010 at 2:33 pm

these kids are embarrasing