Nov 09 2009
The Miss Russia Contest is Better than Ours

It’s not that I’m poo pooing the USA. Granted there are many things that our country does way better than other countries, it’s just that some things are done better by our counterparts. Take the Miss Russia contest for example.
Maybe it’s just a mental thing but the feeling I get when watching that compared to our Miss USA is completely different. When I watch Miss Russia I say to myself “all I have to do is go online and I can marry a girl like that.”
On the other hand, when I watch Miss USA I think to myself “if I dated one of those girls for a week I’d come home in a body bag.”
Miss Russia after the jump

The one in the middle will take your money and house. The one on the left will serve you forever.
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