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Vanessa Rousso, a member of Team PokerStars Pro, has over $3.2 million in career tournament earnings. Her biggest win was for $946,000 at the PokerStars European Poker Tour Grand Final in Monte Carlo this past May.  So she’s got that going for her, which is nice.

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The Madness

Nine reasons Iraqis suck at jumping jacks – [Cracked]

25 Hot Girls playing football in their underwear – [Holytaco]

It’s the “we are douchebags” video – [Brobible]

Why is this new Lesian chick look getting so popular? – [Cityrag]

When Dolph Lundgren is interviewed, I watch – [G4TV]

16 pictures of creative car cakes – [DJ Mick]

One of the hottest secretaries you will ever see – [Cavemancircus]

There are seven levels to a bar hook up – [Guyism]

Counter Strike might be the sexiest game ever invented – [Attuworld]

No one knows what’s going on in this commercial – [Sublimeblog]

Five inappropriate situations to Twitter – [Collegehumor]

Some of the best badasses in history – [Mademan]

Soccer reporter gets absolutely drilled here – [Epic Carnival]

Look at the girl on the left, period – [Deaddog]

The ultimate tailgating vehicle for sale – [Tastybooze]

Molly sims has turned into a serious actress – [Nextround]

The huge boobed “Wendy Comattente” resurrected – [HGOM]