Nov 06 2009
There are disguises and then there’s wearing a high school musical blanket.
A man, wrapped in a High School Musical blanket, assaulted two men with a flashlight during an attempt to steal money from the Villa Auto Wash kiosk on Aylmer St. on Sept. 16 last year, Ontario Court of Justice heard yesterday. The man approached the kiosk and asked the other two men for change, Crown attorney Jim Hughes said.Â When one of the other two men cracked open the kiosk’s door, the man burst into the kiosk, Hughes said.Â “The male indicated he had a weapon underneath the blanket,” he said. “The suspect opened the register and got angry when there was no money inside.”
The funniest line I read in the article is when the police not only seized the man’s car but also the High School Musical blanket.Â Can you imagine seeing that thing in the evidence room?Â You know there’s definitely some effeminate cop in that precinct with a fetish for Zac Efron.
Well either that or some perv who likes to have his alone time with pictures of Vanessa Hudgens.
Robbed with a High School Musical blanket?Â Good Lord.
[Via Petersborough Examiner]
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