I’m going to do my best to come up with a decent explanation after you read this quote

A 22-year-old man challenged a lamppost to fight after he was ignored by passers-by in the street, a court heard on Wednesday.

Drunken David Robinson turned on the innocent streetlight after a number of walkers ignored his pleas to engage him in a stand-up fight.

As police officers watched, Robinson directed his anger at the lamppost and shouted at it to “come and have a go.”

The bizarre incident was recounted at Perth Sheriff Court, where Robinson admitted breaching the peace and was ordered to carry out 80 hours community service

I thought I had something but honestly I don’t.  Nothing short of this man getting up and humping this post would do this story any justice other than the content that already exists.

I definitely want to have a beer with this guy.

[Via STV News]