Think you’ve been hammered before?  I’ll bet you haven’t been this drunk…

On Nov.1, at 1:18 a.m., Tpr. E. J. Page responded to the 30000 block of Three Notch Road in Charlotte Hall for the reported Check Welfare of a person lying on the ground in the rain.

Upon arrival, contact was made with Dale Lee Buckler, Jr., 20 of Brandywine, who was extremely intoxicated.  Mechanicsville Volunteer Rescue Squad was dispatched and arrived at the scene.  Buckler refused treatment and began yelling obscenities at everyone assisting.  He was placed under arrest and Buckler continued yelling obscenities at the Rescue Squad personnel.  As he was being transported to the St. Mary’s County Detention Center he began kicking the dashboard of Tpr. Page’s patrol vehicle.  Tpr. Page stopped in Mechanicsville and transferred Buckler to a caged patrol vehicle to be transported

Look, I know it’s not funny when you’re a police officer and you have to detain someone who is being this ridiculous.  But let’s face it folks.  If I were 20 years old again, back at college in New Orleans and I got so drunk that I had to be put in a cage?  Do you realize how much ass that story would get you?

Not to mention the amount of awesome nicknames your buddies would give you.  I mean any time the word cage gets mention you’d get some awesome nod from your boys.

Again though, sorry police guys.  Oh well.

[Via The Bay Net]