He’s 16.  He calls himself Italian Gangsta.

Let’s get something straight.   I don’t condone child abuse.  I really don’t.  But while this kid is still under the care of his parents, I think senior Gangsta should step in there with his own bat and beat the living crap out of his little punk son.

Just a word of advice.  That’s all.

Orfeo!

A Wyoming man has been charged with counterfeiting money to pay an exotic dancer for a private performance.

Fifty-year-old Rickey A. Kempter faces up to 20 years in prison if convicted.

Court documents say Kempter told investigators that he made the bills on a printer in his home, but that he planned to go home and get real money to pay the dancer.

Yup, I’m sure that’s exactly what he was planning on doing.  Going home and getting real money.   How awesome would it be if this guy actually got 20 years in prison for this?

Do NOT mess with strippers.

Well I have to say that boy did this video take an unexpected turn.  I might just have to visit Bear Mountain Sports afterall.   Then again I’m not a dumb hick who likes to shoot stuff all the time just for the sake of shooting stuff.

I prefer to knife people in the throat and such.  It’s much more creative and artistic.

What is wrong with people?

You know what amazes me?  That the term “pirate” is still used today.  And while it’s usually associated with the term “arggh” and eyepatches there is in fact a technical meaning.

Piracy is a war-like act committed by private parties (not affiliated with any government), especially robbery or criminal violence on the sea. The term can include acts committed in other major bodies of water or on a shore. It does not normally include crimes committed against persons traveling on the same vessel as the actor (e.g. one passenger stealing from others on the same vessel).

In modern times?  There are definitely still pirates.  But I’m still hoping for the day when a group of guys with eyepatches and funny mustaches come out to vandalize the seas.  Because while pirates still exist today, they’re just not as cool as they used to be.

Speaking of pirates, here are a bunch of sexy ones…..

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In this new day and age, internet dating is accepted and even commonplace.  Hell I met my wife on Jdate.   But let’s not forget that before the days of meeting people online there were both print ads and the ever so classic video dating service.

Even today there are video dating services out there.  And while you might find someone interesting in perhaps one out of 1000 videos, it’s the other 999 people that you have to laugh at, or cry at.

I mean these are beyond bad.  Check these videos out….

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Click on the photo for more Colts Cheerleaders

As if NFL fans aren’t distracted enough? Between finding the biggest hits each weekend and updating our fantasy teams, we have a lot going on. What makes it worse? Trying to keep up with the sideline smokeshows.

More smokeshows at Uncoached’s Facebook Group

The Wash

Jared Allen’s girl does not like the camera – [Sportsbybrooks]

The six kinds of youtube videos there are too many of – [Cracked]

Seven chick flicks turned badass – [Topcultured]

When your girl is this hot, don’t talk on your iPhone – [Brobible]

The most awesome wake up pranks ever – [The Chive]

Heidi Montag sporting hooker boots – [Don Chavez]

The hottest reporter ever does a photoshoot – [Flabber]

Christina Aguilera’s lesbian fantasies – [Cityrag]

Check out the latest featured model Elaine – [Bullzeye]

An awesome gallery of hot raver chicks – [Cavemancircus]

Nine disturbingly mysogynistic print ads – [Guyism]

The 10 weirdest Japanese celebrity commercials – [Supertremendous]

Marisa Miller candid Victoria’s Secret shots – [Cameltap]

Edlyn Vasquez is the afternoon pick me up – [Flisted]

The top 100 most searched hotties on the internet – [Asylum]

If the internet owned restaurants – [Mademan]

Halle Berry is busting out of her dress – [Epiccarnival]

Just look at these girls.  Seriously, look at them – [Funtasticus]

Click on the photo to view more hot chicks with glasses (NSFW Ads)

I’m a tremendous fan of girls with glasses, especially when one of them is about to mount another hot girl below her.   I’m pretty sure this girl in the blue is gonna be my favorite girl in the world for at least the next fifteen minutes.

More fifteen minute girls at Uncoached’s Facebook Group

The Portfolio

I don’t know what to think of the Alcatraz Hotel in Germany.   On the one hand I can see rich people hobknobbing up and thinking it’s cool to be whisked away to a place that gives them the “prison” experience.  On the other hand it’s kind of like “why?”

I mean what’ the point of this?   Do people really want to stay in places with bars?  And what about real prisoners?  Good God that must piss them off.  Can you imagine being a lifer and seeing pictures of this place?

While it looks kind of cool, I think it’s safe to say I won’t ever be staying there.  Plus it always helps when a hot chick is in your brochure.

Check out pics after the jump

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any of you who have been to a Pearl Jam concert or know about Pearl Jam concerts, it’s rare to see Nothing Man performed live.  So I just thought that you all might enjoy to see what it’s like.

What I find funny is that the top bands of today are guys like Coldplay and The Jonas Brothers.  I mean come on.  It just doesn’t work.

These guys absolutely rule.  God I hate the music of today.