Does anyone remember how funny Super Dave used to be?  And I hope that all of you realize Super Dave was played by none other than the same guy who plays Marty Funkhouser, Bob Einstein.

And man does Einstein’s resume go back.  Guy was on the Smother’s Brother show in 1967 as Officer Judy.  In any event, Super Dave Osborne was definitely a pretty funny character.  I’m pretty sure that as a kid I actually thought he was a real stunt man.

Little did I know that the show was just a goof, and a funny goof at that.

Here are 10 funny clips from “Super Dave.”

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Click on the photo to successfully write erotic fiction

Cracked lists all the important steps to writing great Erotic Fiction, everything that separates the un-publishable from the publishable. Follow these instructions and, in no time, you’ll write something so great it’ll make The Way of a Man with a Maid look like The Lustful Turk!

More eroticness at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Tips

Porn star Sunny Leone arrives for a sexy photo shoot – [Asylum]

A collection of the greatest news headlines ever – [The Chive]

A pretty crappy place to put a sticker – [Top Cultured]

I always love a hot geek: babes of Sci-Fi – [Maxim]

Amber Heard looked pretty good in FHM – [NS4W]

Believe me, you’ll like the women you find here – [Zootoday]

Want to see what NSFW pumpkins look like? – [Regretfulmorning]

The best shirt Katy Perry could ever wear – [Don Chavez]

Now this is what I would call bodypainting – [Attuworld]

Always fun to see a little nipple slip accident – [Cityrag]

Seanna Mitchell looks amazing on her motorcycle – [Flisted]

By far the hottest way to sell bricks – [Funasticus]

Ten of history’s unknown badasses – [Mademan]

You don’t want to miss the goods of Hannah Hilton – [Sublime Blog]

They call her Jackie S and she wears small bikinis – [Gorillamask]

This girl will kick your 2-year-old’s ass – [Deaddog]

The Obi-Wan uncut video exclusive – [Nextround]

Now this is one skanky little Jersey Girl – [HGOM]

Click on the photo for more hometown hotties

That’s right folks.  It’s all coming down to the wire over at Maxim.  The hometown hotties contest is taking votes and they are looking at you to make them.  Personally I think they’re all winners and if a girl loses I’ll happily console her privately.

More girls to console at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Portfolio

The Italian artist Guido Daniele developed one of the most impressive ways to express his art, using human hands and turning them into something else with a touch of paint. When skill meets creativity, we get an unbelievable result. In this case, the result is in your hands.

Whether it’s running an ad for AT&T or doing something for wildlife, hands are used in expressive ways to convey messages.

Here are 10 pretty awesome hand painting ads

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This is pretty damned funny.  Imagine real life were limited to the amount of characters instituted on Twitter?  Personally I enjoy the music the most.

Plus the whole British thing helps.

You had me at Six Feet Tall.  I think Ferrin Ceballos might be my new obsession.  Six feet tall?  135 lbs?  Huge implants?  You have got to be kidding me.  When I use the term “pure power” I don’t think it can possibly apply more than it applies to Ferrin Ceballos.  Good God.

The only negative about this woman is that she doesn’t do nude shoots.  So what?  She has green eyes.  You know what that means?  It means she can survive the burning blade!

More of Ceballos after the jump

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Are these stories ever going to get old?  Eh, probably not.

A New Zealand primary school teacher who appeared naked on Australian Penthouse‘s website is being investigated by the New Zealand Teachers Council.

Rachel Whitwell, girlfriend of pornographer Steve Crow, is featured in six saucy photos, including two totally nude shots and two topless poses, on australianpenthouse.com.au.

An amendment to “are these stories ever going to get old.”  They won’t get old as long as the teachers are hot or they do something incredibly wacky in their photos.  I mean if it’s an ugly teacher posing nude is that really news?  Not even remotely.

Oooohhh.  I’m going to hell.  Oohhhh.  Shut up ladies.  You wish you were as hot as Rachel.

think this might be the best.  Seriously I haven’t seen any better.

Coming to us straight from some random apartment somewhere in America are the girls who form the profile Eatfresh69 on Youtube.   What we’re essentially looking at here are two middle to above average girls who seek attention on the internet by wearing panties, little shirts, and playing with food in their kitchen.

Well, I’m sold.  Ladies, here’s to getting you guys out there a bit more.  Just a word of advice.  You can really only go in one direction from here.  Nudity.  You’re good looking but not great looking.  You have good bodies and you like playing slutty types of music.  Plus your conversations are horrible.

Just take it to the next step and get on that pole (both poles I guess).

Enjoy the panties and food series

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