Yeah that seems about right.

Here’s a little tidbit from Jessica Jourdan to us

Hello my name is Jessica, im here to make magic..as u can see the camera loves me and i know how to werk it…im very low maintaince ,no diva attitude here

Aside from the spelling errors and not knowing when to use a capital I’d say this girl is ripe to make it big time no?  Um, maybe not.  But so what?  She’s certainly hot enough where I’d tell her she was smart.

And she’s also airbrushed enough that I would definitely not recognize her if I saw her in person.

Wait, where am I going with this?  Nowhere I’m sure but who cares?

Jessica is sexy after the jump

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Look, I understand Myspace basically letting everyone through to make a profile.  It’s kind of like when you go into an age verification on a porn site.  I mean what 13-Year-Old is really going to click the “no” button?

But when someone goes as far as to actually post multiple pictures of themselves as a 27-year-old and they look like this?  Well then you’re either just a complete moron or some kind of dwarf.

Clean it up Myspace and get this kid off.

It’s amazing when you look back at ads from the 50s through well, basically now, how unsafe so many of these things were.  I mean this DuPont ad is pretty ridiculous.

Bottom line is that when any new product comes out, safety comes second, not first.  Let 20 years of research happen before you really release those ill effects onto the public.

For now?  For now we focus on sales.  Sales!  Sales!

Sarasota County Sheriff’s deputies say 47-year-old Gary Mitchell planted several bushes along the front sidewalk of the home he’s renting, located at 5293 Old Ashwood Drive, in Sarasota. The bushes run along the sidewalk and along portions of the county right of way, just east of his property line, according to the sheriff’s office.

Monday, one of his neighbors, Teal Fowler, noticed that there were several razor blades sticking to the branches of his bushes. Fowler took pictures and talked to Mitchell about it. She called the sheriff’s office she says because she was afraid someone would get cut. “There’s children. There’s pets. There’s quite a few people who access the sidewalk.”

You see?  This is just a case of taking it in your own hands.  And you know what?  Screw all these passer by people who think they can just go ahead and touch Gary’s bushes.  If it weren’t illegal I’d definitely do the same thing.

Even his neighbor Fowler admitted that Mitchell is a “wonderful” neighbor.  Yes, I hope I can have wonderful neighbors like Gary.  Hopefully I’ll get some sort of a nice poison in my mailbox.

Maybe my new neighbor can cover his lawn in dog shit so that I’m not allowed to walk on it.  Neighbors rule.

It’s not often that you find truly new concepts out there.   And by new concepts I mean something that is completely novel and hasn’t been done before.  Hell I’m guilty of taking existing ideas and expanding on them.  But it’s hard to come up with something that’s truly your own.

I would consider PG Porn to be a truly novel idea.  And that is why I appreciate sir James Gunn.  Taking existing movie/TV stars and teaming them up with porn stars to make hilarious spoofs on porn is dare I say, “genius?”

No, it’s not genius and personally that word is thrown around WAY too much.  But it is damned funny.  In case you haven’t seen them all, this is the definitive PG Porn collection

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I’m gonna go ahead and say that I know absolutely nothing about Pokemon.  To the best of my ability, I know it’s some Japanese cartoon that is extremely popular.  I also know that I’ve seen pictures of sexy chicks dressing up as some cat called Pikachu.  Is it a cat?  I have no idea.  I also just found out the lead character’s name is Brock.  That I like.

What I like even more is that I came across a whole host of Pokemon motivational pictures.  Most of them revolved around the blatant sexual undertones of the show.  So naturally it was a perfect fit to this site.

So even though I know jack about the show, that doesn’t mean these demotivationals aren’t awesome

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Click on the photo for the 10 sexiest robots

In the new sci-fi movie “Surrogates,” humans live out their every fantasy through robotic doppelgangers. (Apparently Bruce Willis’s fantasy involves wearing the worst hairpiece in the history of cinema.) Of course that means lots of sexy robots making out and going wild in clubs.

More making out at Uncoached’s Facebook Group

The Throwdown

If you don’t know who Denise Milani is, kill yourself – [COED Magazine]

Fear Facebook people, because it now has gaydar – [Cracked]

Anna Grigorenko is one hot international babe – [Doubleviking]

25 Pictures of creepy photobombers – [The Chive]

Since when has Emmy Rossum looked this sexy? – [Cavemancircus]

Christine Mendoza doing a sexy dance for us – [Sublime Blog]

She’s a small town girl with big boobs – [Epic Carnival]

Did you know that kids love hooters too? – [Dead Dog]

Latina reporter gets assaulted sexy, but sexually – [Blog of Hilarity]

Victoria Silvstedt walking in NYC looks awesome – [Don Chavez]

Ten fitness ads that’ll get you off your ass – [DJ Mick]

Do not mess with Arnold Schwarzenegger – [Attuworld]

A very funny interpretation of road head – [Flabber]

Latina Model Anishya Reyes has some sweets – [Flisted]

If movie posters told the truth – [Cityrag]

Louise Glover is the hottest woman on the planet – [Bullzeye]

Matt Damon thinks that Vinny Chase sucks – [Tastybooze]

How a boner helped me earn $15,000 – [Nextround]