In the short line of repeat girls in this feature, Gaby Espino manages to make the cut!  I’d like to officially congratulate this Venezuelan stunner.  And just for good measure I think it’s time to let Gaby know about her winnings for this award. An all inclusive week in my apartment with just me.  Gaby will get to do the grocery shopping, launder my clothes, and of course cook.  At the end of the week Gaby will pay me 1000 dollars for the opportunity to be with me. Or not. More of Gaby after the jump Continue Reading »

Gee I hope I can!

Is it me or does this guy completely remind you of Alex Rodriguez?  There’s no chance these guys don’t tan together in the offseason.

A-Rod!

You just have to love this…

A Redding teenager who ran from an officer during a traffic stop this afternoon was found hiding inside a refrigerator at a Montera Lane residence.

An officer stopped the 17-year-old driver for a speeding violation on Montera Lane just off Churn Creek Road about 4:25 p.m., Cpl. Bill Forrest said.

The boy ran away and the officer lost track of him after he climbed over a fence in the area of DeMoll Drive and Montera Lane.

I mean you have the ability to actually get away from the cops.  You gotta be happy about that.  Just getting away from the cops is a pretty solid feat in itself.

You lose track of the guy and then you go and hide in a refrigerator?  That’s kind of like winning a really tough game of chess against a smart player and than shaking his balls instead of his hand at the end of the match.

Way to go buddy.

If you can get through the annoying lisp of the announcer, you’ll eventually get to the meat and potatoes of this video.

I do like the internet awareness of the moron who says “It’s gonna be on youtube.”

I’d like to shed some light on what’s been going on in recent weeks.  Some of the athletic squads that I’ve been posting have asked me to remove their pictures.  The emails range from polite requests to threats with legal action.  So let me get something straight.

You engage in drunken activity on a constant basis.  Check.  You post literally over 1000 pictures of these acts on a social networking profile of yours.  Check.  You have in some cases over 1000 friends on these profiles (yes I’m sure all these people are close friends).  And now you’re telling me you DON’T want these pictures up?

So when the Florida State Women’s Lacrosse squad sends me a request to take these pictures down, I may have to wait a while.  It’s getting a little out of hand here.

Enjoy the madness

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Yes his hair is border line ridiculous.  Yes he sounds like he’s from Staten Island (he’s actually from Long Island).  And yes, most “normal” people are completely disturbed and probably disgusted at his alternative appearance.

But no matter what you think of Criss Angel as a person, you can’t deny that some of the stuff that he pulls is pretty damned awesome.  I mean who the hell cares if they’re illusions?  Who cares what’s behind these tricks?

I just know that I’ll never figure them out on my own and every one of these things amazes me.

Enjoy 10 freaky videos of Criss Angel

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Click on the photo to see when porn premises go awry

We all know how dumb the plots to most porn movies are.  So Cracked took the liberty of creating their own little version of a porn movie that ends up getting just a tad out of hand.  It’s quite enjoyable.

More out of hand at Uncoached’s Facebook Group

The Funbag

When chicks wear duct tape instead of clothes – [The Chive]

Six alternate reasons that men have sex – [Asylum]

25 Coolest phones from around the world – [Supertremendous]

This is the best hand bra picture I’ve ever seen – [Holytaco]

MMA Fighter completely flips out over stats – [Trueslant]

Katie Price looking like a total whore with her kids – [Don Chavez]

Inappropriate “Exorcist” Soundtracks – [Attuworld]

I’m not sure this is how females make friends – [Flabber]

Sabrina Maree can pick me up any day – [Flisted]

Lindsay Lohan’s cleavage turns tricks – [The Grumpiest]

Just in case you forgot how hot Rachel Stevens is – [Sublime Blog]

Now this is an awesome gallery of sexy dresses – [Bullzeye]

The worst restaurant names you could imagine – [DJ Mick]

Nikoleta Lozanova is a WAG to watch – [Gunaxin]

One of the hottest Hooters girls ever – [HGOM]

A chayer’s guide to party etiquette – [Brobible]

The Booby scare is good for your awareness – [Nextround]

Divorce judge starts masturbating during session – [Blog of Hilarity]

The Wizards girls went to the Caribbean – [Epic Carnival]

Beyonce has a nice wet ass – [Cityrag]

Click on the photo to see more of Michelle McMurray

If you don’t know who Michelle is then I highly suggest you take a good solid look.  Because she is by far the best guitar model in the entire world.  It takes a lot of talent to take off all your clothes and cover up the “good” parts with just the neck and strings.

More neck and strings at Uncoached’s Facebook Group

The Portfolio

It’s not that I’d given up on the Japanese.  It’s not that I ever thought that they couldn’t top some of the ridiculous stuff that they usually do.  It’s just that I never thought they could take it to new heights in pro wrestling.

Well, shame on me for thinking that.  Here I am all content with backyard wrestling retards and their jumping on chairs and hitting themselves with barbed wire.

But oh me.  I should have known that the Japanese would come up with something called Neon Lamp Fighting.

These guys are amazing

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