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And why not start off your Monday with some girls that you’ll never meet, never get drunk with, and never get to take advantage of even though they seem like the exact candidate that would meet these characteristics.  Oh well, you suck.

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The Madness

Twenty five hilarious roller coaster photos – [Holytaco]

The good, bad and ugly when it comes to pinup calendars – [Asylum]

The WTF Adventures of Batman – [Cracked]

Hottie Sports reporter Ines Sainz is back in a bikini – [Bustedcoverage]

Kate Beckinsale is the sexiest woman alive – [NS4W]

11 Reasons you should stop poo pooing the WNBA – [11 Points]

I’m not really sure if these are photoshopped – [The Chive]

Padma Lakshmi may be pregnant but she’s still hot – [DJ Mick]

It’s the hardly working rookie of the year – [Collegehumor]

And now for some UK white trash – [Blog of Hilarity]

A Lovely gallery of Brazilian hotties – [Attuworld]

The top five ways to chug a beer – [Brobible]

The most annoying commercial jingles of all time – [Supertremendous]

Is the Underboob a better thing than cleavage? – [Gunaxin]

Mariah Carey seems to slip through her shirt a lot – [Cityrag]

Let’s face it, Tila Tequila is really hot – [Celebrity Odor]

This is the best softball jersey of all time – [Nextround]

This guy definitely messed with the wrong monkey – [Break]

Looks like we’ve been pretty productive over there.

The guy is actually pretty nimble.  This video would be 100 times better if you didn’t hear the chicks yapping in the background.  The dudes yelling actually adds a nice touch.

Yeah that’s right.  Girls suck.

Something tells me that Michelle Marie is some kind of a fitness model.  But that’s not really what I’m interested in.  I’m interested in the fact that she’s 33-Years-Old.  Seems kind of old right?

I mean I guess for most hot girl models it is.  But then again, my wife just turned 32.  And I myself am going to be 31.  So what the hell is going on?  I really don’t know.  Nor do I want to know.  Perhaps my own mortality is getting to me today.

Well I guess 33 is a good age then because bodies don’t come much better than Ms. Marie’s do.

More of Michelle after the jump

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Click on the photo for more of Natasha Q

Hey im Tasha! Ive been modeling for about four years now and i absolutely love every part of it.  I’m a very fun and easy person to work with,  at the same time i am also very professional and i get the job done.   Dammit I’d be fun and easy to work with if I were that hot.

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The Wash

Six TV Shows that Traumatized character for live – [Cracked]

Fans decide to bang in new Dallas stadium – [Asylum]

Miami Dolphins sending big boobed girls to away games – [Bustedcoverage]

100 Twitter account that guys will like – [Maxim]

Russian Billiard beauty Anastasia Luppova – [The Chive]

188 Pictures of ridiculously sexy roller girls – [COED Magazine]

Cintia Dicker is the international babe of the day – [Doubleviking]

Britney spears in cut off shorts still looks good – [NS4W]

If celebrities were the animals they look like – [Holytaco]

Eliza Dushku and her complex photoshoot on video – [On205th]

The best cycling shorts I’ve ever seen – [Attuworld]

Elephant attacks crowd during a ceremony – [Break]

Yet another sexy girl surfaces on Maxim – [Laxtime] (NSFW Ads)

24 moments of “nice views” made possible by hot chicks – [DJ Mick]

Katarina Witt breaks out some serious breast work – [Don Chavez]

Here’s a special message for Jennifer – [Sublime Blog]

Why Anna Nicole Smith was a good actress – [Blog of Hilarity]

Here’s what Carl Weathers looks like now – [Bullzeye]

Funniest moments in people’s court history – [Supertremendous]

Click on the photo to view more of Olga

She was Miss Maxim 2009 in Russia and she poses topless a lot.  Is there really anything more we need to find out about Olga Kobozina?  I guess I’ll keep my eyes out for any pornographic activity.  I’ll be sure to keep you guys posted.

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The Portfolio

mean I guess this makes me want to drink milk, right?

I was watching this program on TV the other day which documented the lives of people who we would call pack rats.  These are individuals who compulsively hoard just about….anything.

Compulsive hoarding (or pathological hoarding) is the acquisition of, and failure to use or discard, such a large number of seemingly useless possessions that it causes significant clutter and impairment to basic living activities such as mobility, cooking, cleaning, showering or sleeping.

The results of this behavior?  Some of the messiest and most disgusting apartments and homes known to man.

Just check this one out.

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Using terms like “High street Bra” and “Running without a bra.”  Must have been some pretty horned up dudes and lesbians in this audience.  I think it’s time I check out the Shock Absorbers Sports Bra.

I only wish that she would have grabbed her own breasts a few times during this conversation.

If they really want to market this thing they should try and pull some SNL type commercial to get our attention.   Something kind of like “Oops I crapped my Pants.”