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Environmental inspector for the local government, specializing in sewage runoff in areas with highly dissolved oxygen rates.  Yeah that might be kind of a weird one wouldn’t you say?  Eh, I wouldn’t care.  As long as there’s anal.

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The Wash

Girls who use funny angles to enhance dating site pictures – [The Chive]

Eight phrases that don’t mean what you think they do – [Asylum]

The latest edition of Hotties in the Wild – [Doubleviking]

The world’s largest Make shark is caught – [Mademan]

No chance that a Playboy reality series is bad – [Brobible]

Kelli Cecilia is pretty much my dream woman – [Flisted]

You can always count on one thing with Lindsay Lohan – [On205th]

I would definitely not throw Elaine out of bed – [Bullzeye]

Alessandra Alores makes my day much better – [Epic Carnival]

Ozzie Osbourne has his opinion on drink and drugs – [Attuworld]

One of the best sexual favor fails – [Collegehumor]

Bethany Greenlaw could boss me around whenever – [Gorillamask]

Darth Vader has an awesome new girlfriend – [Gorillamask]

In case you missed yesterday’s tushies – [Funtasticus]

Top 10 celebrity death conspiracy theories – [DJ Mick]

Russell Simmons has a very hot girlfriend – [Don Chavez]

The ten trashiest American Pasttimes – [Gunaxin]

The thirty coolest robots in the world – [Supertremendous]

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It’s as good a debate as any.  Is the underboob pose better than the cleavage pose?  In other words, is the underboob the new cleavage?  I would say that I sure as hell hope that it becomes that.  Althought what if the boobs are like really saggy?  Tough call folks.

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The Portfolio

It all started about seven years ago and here were the findings.

The National Geographic Society has not discovered ancient giant humans, despite rampant reports and pictures. The hoax began with a doctored photo and later found a receptive online audience—thanks perhaps to the image’s unintended religious connotations

A digitally altered photograph created in 2002 shows a reclining giant surrounded by a wooden platform—with a shovel-wielding archaeologist thrown in for scale.

Still though, wouldn’t it be pretty badass if there truly were giants?  And what about all these pictures?

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I got one word:  PUMP

Let’s face it team.  Redheads don’t get much hotter than Angie Everhart.   We’ve seen hot redhead lists.  Hell I did one in February.  And even I’ll admit that of the ten I put up there, maybe 6 were like really really hot.

To this day, Angie Everhart still remains my favorite.  From Sports Illustrated supermodel to nudity in movies to recently doing a little lingerie football, this woman is flat out awesome.  Not to mention she’s been arrested.

Boy would a night out with this lady be awesome.

More of Angie after the jump

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The only time I’ve ever seen someone pull off an eye patch and enjoyed it was in Seinfeld when Kramer wore one.  “I wanna be a pirate.”  But in real life?  I think people should be beat up on the spot for wearing one and not even really needing to wear one.

This guy?  Yeah I know he’s being a tool on purpose but still.  That doesn’t change the fact that he wears extremely lame sunglasses below.  And that leads me to believe what I believe about all the guys I post in this section.

Pure dumbass

A mythical Swedish town where men are barred from entering and women turn to homosexuality has piqued the interest of several Chinese media outlets

The town, supposedly founded in 1820 in the northern Swedish woods by a wealthy widow, boasts 25,000 residents and a medieval castle, according to the Chinese news agency Xinhua.

A pair of blonde female sentries stand guard at the unnamed town, referred to in reports as “Chako Paul City”, and men wishing to enter risk being “beaten half to death” by police

How in the world has this been a secret for this long?  And even if it’s not true, there are some horny Chinese out there huh?  I mean these guys refuse to believe that this town doesn’t exist.

I gotta say, I really want to meet the members of Xinhua.  You know some crazy shit must go on in their offices….

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I think Aria Giovanni is one of the most gorgeous pornstars out there.  My only gripe is that she’s really not as hardcore as some of the other ladies.  In fact, I think Aria is kind of better than porn.  She’s ridiculously good looking in a natural way.  She’s very inviting.  And from what I hear, extremely nice in person.

I guess that’s why she’s always chosen to do funny stuff like PG porn and get involved in a series called “Bachelor Cooking 101.”  For those of you unfamiliar with this, Aria teaches single men out there how to prepare some simple delicacies in a matter of minutes.

Of course she adds her own twist to the recipes.  This show deserves to be on national television.

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I’m sure you guys read about this one.  The middle guy is really black

If you really think about it, Photoshop is probably the single most utilized invention in the magazine industry today.   I once saw a television program that analyzed some of the more popular gossip rags like US Weekly and InTouch.  People from those magazines admitted that over 90%, yes over 90% of the pictures we see in those magazines are photoshopped.

Now I don’t have proof but something tells me that perhaps 50% of images in other magazines might be altered in some way as well.  It happens all the time in advertising.  Is Photoshop a good thing?  I guess for creativity sure, but you must admit it does alter our perception of reality a bit, especially since it’s so prevalent.

However, what about when the photoshop goes wrong?  I can’t believe these 15 pictures actually made it to print

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