It’s a timeless art.  It’s been getting at the goats of people since underwear was invented.  It’s the wedgie.

A wedgie occurs when a person’s underwear or other garments are wedged between the buttocks. While a wedgie can be created naturally, the term is usually associated with a prank or as a form of bullying. When a person is on the receiving end of a wedgie, their underwear is forcibly pulled up by a second person

We’ve all given one.  We’ve all gotten one.  And personally, I’ll never get tired of seeing them.

Here are ten wedgies for your review

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Kind of reminds me of the Billy Madison penguin.  I don’t know.  I thought it was a pretty nicely done video.  And this song is always a classic whenever displaying relationships.

This isn’t to bash my wife or anything, but I’m 99% sure if Maria Grazia Cucinotta asked me to marry her I’d have to say yes.  I mean I wouldn’t divorce my wife.  I would just have to figure out a way to make this thing work.

I mean you have to figure that at age 41 a woman who looks this good will easily be attractive well into her 60′s.  That’s like the equivalent of a normal hot chick being hot into her late 40′s.  From a time factor, it just makes sense.

This woman’s smile and chest are two reasons that I’m happy to be alive.

More of Maria after the jump

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I see no evidence of turn table spinning on Mr. Mob DJ’s Myspace Page.  And even if I did, the fact that his pants were lower than his buttocks in a pathetic attempt to be “urban” would bother the living hell out of me.

Looks like the damned guy is wearing huggies for Christ’s sake.  Pick up your pants and be a human being man.  And what’s with the red shirts with skulls on it?  I think even the heavy metal crowd would beat you up for that one.

Mob Shallow!

Sporting News magazine named Pittsburgh its number one sports city today, beating out 398 other towns in the United States and Canada. It is the 16th year the magazine has issued its Best Sports Cities rankings and the first time Pittsburgh was so anointed, largely because of the dual Steelers and Penguins championships.

Oh yeah, I forgot the NHL was still around.  I’m pretty sure what put them over the top was some of the Steelers player appearances on Monday Night Raw the other night.

Well that or the fact that Big Ben is a machine out there on the field.

Which kind of begs the question.  What in all that is holy is wrong with the Pirates?  I mean hell, even Philly puts up decent sports teams all around.  Can’t the Pirates do something?  I’m calling bullshit on ownership on this one.

Anyway, congrats Pittsburgh.  Your town is still really ugly and I would never live there.  I’m not nearly tough enough.

This can’t be real….

Parents of pupils at St John’s Girls National School in Carrigaline received a letter with the request last week.  Principal Catherine O’Neill wrote: “Dear parent, from time to time we will request your daughter to bring in a toilet roll to her class teacher.

“These rolls will be specifically for your daughter’s class and will be dispensed by the class teacher.”

She added: “We would also request that your daughter has tissues in her sack at all times.”

The Republic of Ireland’s public finances have been battered in the economic downturn, and education has not escaped unscathed.

I only have two words I can say to this, and I mean it in the most pun way I can possibly imagine:

HOLY SHIT!

Part of being a good magician or illusionist is not only the ability to surprise and amaze the audience, it’s the ability to distract that audience to enable your trick to be as successful as possible.  And quite frankly there’s absolutely no better distraction than a sexy little assistant who is wearing barely any clothing.

Well unless you have an audience comprised of 100% lesbians.  But since that’s rarely the case, sexy women generally do the trick.  Hell even Pamela Anderson is performing in Vegas as an assistant.  Carmen Electra has done her thing as well.

So to honor one of the most important elements to most any magic tragic, here is a gallery of sexy magician assistants

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Many of you may know this but some may not.  Most movies are usually between 5-8 hours before they are edited.  Directors usually shoot a ton of film before making a movie into its final product.

It’s the job of the editor to take out all the crappy and worthless scenes that simply don’t need to be there.  Then, craftily placing one scene after another will eventually lead to what you see on the big screen in the theater.

But it appears that some folks think that even less film is required.  In fact, these guys think that only 5 seconds are necessary for some movies.

Here are 10 funny “movies in 5 seconds” videos

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Click on the photo for 12 months of Rachel Stevens

I have to say that I’m kind of proud of myself for liking Rachel Stevens.  I fell in love with this chick when she was on the family channel in that stupid band S-Club 7.  Now?  Now she’s quite sexy and showing it off all over the place.  Good for her…and me.  Yay!

More show off girls at Uncoached’s Facebook Group

The Throwdown

Five self destructive ways people cured themselves – [Cracked]

Turns out that heavy drinkers exercise more – [Asylum]

What a girl’s underwear says about her – [Holytaco]

Probably the hottest formula 1 girl I’ve ever seen – [Sedentario]

The lowest pants wearing butthead I’ve ever seen – [Deaddog]

A guy finds out about his sister doing porn – [Blog of Hilarity]

A guy decides to ride a whale shark while out fishing – [Totally Crap]

The 2010 Malene Espensen calendar is worth it – [Laxtime] (NSFW Ads)

The gratuitous hot beer maids collection – [Nextround]

Porn network “Bangbus” decides to go Green – [Attuworld]

Ten famous quotes that were cut short – [Collegehumor]

Awesome products found in Japanese vending machines – [Cavemancircus]

Katrina Bowden back with more bikini action – [Don Chavez]

Good God Bethany Greenlaw is hot – [Gorillamask]

Brandy Brewer is the hottest air guitar player ever – [DJ Mick]

30 Scary Photos of a Harley Festival – [Cityrag]

Yes Kate Beckinsale is the sexiest woman alive – [Gear Patrol]

Who is the dumbest athlete ever? – [Gunaxin]