Click on the photo for more hotties in the wild

Just what I need as I’m getting ready to sail off into the weekend.  Another batch of hot chicks who I’ll never meet and more importantly, never touch in those funny spots.  Oh well.  Dare to dream kids.  Dare to dream.

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Here in America it’s the dog and the cat.  An on occasion we house other types of animals like fish and reptiles.  But in terms of domestication of animals?  We rarely go outside the gerbil.  But in Africa?

I guess in Africa all bets are off because monkeys appear on leashes and who would have thunk that you could train a Hyena?  I guess when seeing lions in the wild is commonplace the fear of a Hyena is a bit less than your average American.

Here are some pictures of pets in Africa

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that’s gonna be a long lasting marriage.

In case you’re not familiar with Page 3, it’s where many of the busty and incredibly good looking girls from the UK come from.  And Amy Green is no exception.  Yes, they grow their own girls at Page 3.  There’s this gene splicer thing over there and they just don’t tell us what they’re doing.

Well, that has to be the case because you can’t just keep spitting out hot girls like this.  These women aren’t real.  Well, if they are real then Amy Green is from Sheffield, a town that has a lot of trees.

Other than that I really can’t pay attention because she’s way too good looking.  Plus she poses naked?  Not fair.

More of Amy after the jump

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I mean I always knew there were douchebags in other countries but to know that the clubby, greasy, earring generation is there?  Come on now.  Douchey people in other countries are just supposed to be mean and smell bad.  They’re not supposed to be Myspace tools.

Oh wait?  This guy is from New York and is simply shining the fact that he’s Jewish!  So basically that makes it 100 times worse because now the people of Israel have to contend with this crap.

Sorry guys.  We’ll try and keep these punks to a minimum

I’m not 100% where this practice got embraced but I’m sure as hell glad it did.  I mean wedgies have been around for centuries.  But the drunk sexy girl thong wedgie?  Well this seems to have played into the mainstream for the past few years.

And thank God for college right?  It just seems like the ladies of college today are willing to do so much more for the camera doesn’t it?  I mean what compels a girl to get completely trashed and then reach into the pants of her best friend, pull up her thong so that it’s stretching her….um yeah you get the point.

I guess some questions are much better left unanswered.

Here’s the gallery…

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So the other day I managed to stumble across this random video of a monkey riding on top of a goat who was walking on a high wire rope.  Yes, the goat was balancing on a thin wire while a monkey was on top of it.  Only on Youtube right?

But then I realized that monkey can probably do all kinds of crazy stuff like that.  Of course I was right and with a little digging I now know that monkeys can ride dogs, horses, motorcycles, you name it.

Here are videos of monkey riding all kinds of stuff

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Click on the photo for 25 sexy cowgirls

In case you guys haven’t heard my theory on the whole cowboy hat thing, it’s quite simple.  ONLY hot girls should wear cowboy hats.  Got it?  OK great!  Let’s move on.  And by the way, Jenn Sterger is certainly allowed to wear a cowboy hat.

More worthy cowboy hat girls at Uncoached’s Facebook Group

The Funbag

Sexy University of Florida Super Fans – [COED Magazine]

Insane things people have done while sleepwalking – [Cracked]

Sperm might actually slow the aging process – [Asylum]

Drag Queen kicks thugs asses in a street fight – [Totally Crap]

Four really hot girls who I didn’t know – [Theospark]

This girl is a real cutie, period (with cleavage) – [Deaddog]

Nine very entertaining mascot fights – [Cavemancircus]

Woman exposes herself to football players and more – [Blog of Hilarity]

The top ten things girls think are cute but aren’t – [Gunaxin]

Have you even seen what Kevin Federline looks like? – [Flisted]

Louise Glover is the hottest woman on the planet – [Bullzeye]

Nicole Eggert is back on Baywatch – [Attuworld]

22 All-Time repeatable Vince Vaugn lines – [Nextround]

if she’s a former Bong girl, chances are she’s hot – [On205th]

Another three hotties who you definitely don’t know – [Don Chavez]

11 alternate dinosaur extinction theories – [Collegehumor]

What is up with Slvester Stallone’s tattoo? – [Cityrag]

Danielle Harrington gives me a funny tingle – [Gorillamask]

Scarlett Johansson in Rolling Stone – [Me and Isis]

Click on the photo for more of Rosie Jones

For those of you that care, Rosie Jones is in my top five.  Yes, my top five.   Unfortunately she’s also one of those girls that I forget about for a while and then when I see her realize exactly why she’s in my top five.  I will never let this happen again Rosie.  More unforgettable women at Uncoached’s Facebook Group

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