Oct 12 2009
Scratch that. Actually, this is a pretty damned good costume. In fact, it’s a perfect costume. It’s just that the inhabitant of this costume is one of the most revolting individuals I’ve ever seen in my entire life.
I can’t even imagine how many times that guy masturbated that day or per week, but it’s gotta be in the millions.
Oct 12 2009
Awesome. Just awesome.
Unfortunately Quagmire never knew about internet porn because he wasn’t really a computer guy. Something tells me he will be from now on.
Oct 12 2009
Put it this way, unless you can find me an event called “Playboy Girls Have Sex For Free for 24 Hours to Any Man Convention” then I’d have to say I can’t think of a better event this year than The National Cougar Convention.
Sponsored by the Society of Single Professionals, American Laser Centers, and other indispensable enablers of the cougar’s prowl, the convention featured appetizers from Trader Vic’s (where else?), a cougar ball, and the coronation of the first Miss Cougar America. (Contestants must be single and at least 40 years of age; the buzz is that conservative pundit Ann Coulter is an early favorite.)
The way America is embracing the Cougar is truly a testament to the goodness of our nation. Sure if you actually bought a ticket to this thing it might be labeled as a bit desperate and pathetic but I’ll take that label if it lands me some ladies like that I’m about to share.
Cougars and lame dudes after the jump
Oct 12 2009
It’s hard to believe that Cops has been around for over 20 years. When you really think about it, this is one of the first reality shows on Television. In fact it may have been the first. While I think the show is definitely stereotypical in many respects (one being that they show blacks way more than any other race), it’s still pretty entertaining.
It’s actually quite comical at times as some of these cops are just incredibly into it. And in many of the scenes it’s not really warranted. However, in some? Man I would hate to be a police officer in these situations.
Check out these eight awesome yet tough to watch videos
Oct 12 2009
Click on the photo for more hotties like this
I think my Monday, no, my entire week has been ruined by this picture. You look at the top half and it literally does nothing. But good God you look at the bottom half and it’s like my whole head goes into a spin that I just can’t break. I’m drunk, but I’m not drunk. Dammit.
More drunk and not drunk girls at Uncoached’s Facebook Group
The Madness
Hayden’s Lesbian kiss could save the show “Heroes” – [Asylum]
Google earth is mostly used for bullshit, like cleavage – [Cracked]
This might be the sexiest cheerleader picture of all time – [Funtasticus]
How the hell is Russell Brand doing Katy Perry? – [Don Chavez]
Enjoy a Krispy Kreme bacon cheeseburger – [Cavemancircus]
Mayra Veronica makes the world a better place – [On205th]
Make sure you look before you do the Lambeau leap – [Brobible]
A massive paint fight with sexy chicks is always fun – [Attuworld]
In case you’ve never seen a tushy pyramid before – [HGOM]
Check out who the latest guest model is – [Bullzeye]
Who is the latest cute college girl? – [Collegehumor]
The ten trashiest American pasttimes – [Gunaxin]
Football fan possessed by Satan just before the game – [Flisted]
The weirdest Eminem photoshops I’ve ever seen – [Cityrag]
Get a load of this one man band – [Gorillamask]
You guys all know how I feel about Rosie Jones – [Holytaco]
Top 10 pop culture last supper parodies – [Nextround]
I’d love to spend quality time with Ashley Greene – [Epiccarnival]
Oct 11 2009
This is what happens when a vagina comes within 5 feet of you buddy.
Oct 11 2009
Just in case any of you ever missed this at this year’s US Open. Put it this way. All of us have seen in between the leg shots before.
But have you even seen a winner? No. Not even close. The guy is a machine.
Oct 10 2009
From Ali Sonoma’s Model Mayhem page
I have been modeling since the age of 16 and am very experienced in this (cutthroat) industry. I am a true Pisces, naturally artistic and creative. I have a passion for art, music, and fashion. Fitness/nutrition are another one of my passions. I am an NPC bikini fitness competitor and have a few competitions I will be in this year.
Wait, you’re a pisces Ali? Well so am I? That definitely means you and I would be compatible. In fact so compatible that we could easily skip all the dates it takes to get in the sack and just knock it all out on date one.
Or not. Still though, Ali is a delight to look at.
More of Sonoma after the jump
Oct 10 2009
Click on the photo for 9 awesome places to have sex (with bad consequences)
Every month magazines like Cosmo, Playboy and Boob Fancy write up some titillating article about places you just have to have sex at least once in your life. All of them seem to operate on the Hollywood idea that having sex while, say, zooming down the Pacific Coast Highway on a motorcycle is well worth the risks involved. Well, you should at least know the dangers of these fantasy sex locations before you get drunk enough to try it.
More consequence at Uncoached’s Facebook Group
The Wash
To see hot chicks you never heard of before….. – [Extra Mustard]
Sexy Girls wearing NFL Jerseys – [Bustedcoverage]
The puma stock index now equipped with more strippers – [Asylum]
A short list of people you’ll want to punch in the face – [The Chive]
A sexy gallery of hot LSU fans – [COED Magazine]
The diary of Letterman’s less than hot intern – [Holytaco]
Petra Nemcova looks hot in her latest photoshoot – [Totally Crap]
An awesome montage of movie laughs – [Maxim]
The Ratzilla will give you nightmares – [Attuworld]
Good God I love Kim Kardashian in FHM – [NS4W]
Here’s why college football is serious business – [Blog of Hilarity]
Kate Beckinsale is messy looking, and it’s awesome – [On205th]
Awesome bone crushing hits in little league football – [Supertremendous]
The 25 best SI swimsuit videos of all time – [Epic Carnival]
50 hot chicks you might run into in real life – [Cavemancircus]
Cara Skye is hot enough to make me hot enough – [Flisted]
Her name is only Jahzmin but wow, oh wow – [Gorillamask]
Drop your clothes off at the porn laundry service – [DJ Mick]
Thursday’s Tatas will have you drooling – [Funtasticus]
