I’m gonna start this off by saying I’m a married man.  But even my wife can attest to this move being the worst cock blocking move ever despite the fact that I’m taken.

So I’m out the other night seeing some buddies I hadn’t seen in a while.   And one of the friends of mine is a guy who I already know is pretty high strung.  We had some issues at college and I always thought he was the kind of guy that for whatever reason gets threatened easily by other guys.

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Click on the photo for the sexiest of Spain

Since Spain was the one who sent Mr. Columbus on his misguided route, COED Magazine decided to celebrate the country that helped make us who we are today – with tons of super-smokin’ Spanish babes.  Isn’t that nice of them?

More super smoking at Uncoached’s Facebook Group

The Throwdown

The official 2010 Calendar of Vikki Blows (some NSFW) – [Totally Crap]

The four worst fake foreign accents in history – [Cracked]

New York Burlesque festival was pretty festive – [Asylum]

Some hot chick poses inside a coffee jar – [DJ Mick]

Hottest women in the world Tournament begins! – [Insidestl]

It’s the Letterman sex scandal movie – [Collegehumor]

I do have a Camaro!  Come on man, you didn’t know? – [Withleather]

Many reasons why beach volleyball kicks ass – [Cavemancircus]

Have you ever seen a bunch of lesbian barbies? – [Cityrag]

You gotta love a good Harley Davidson outing – [Attuworld]

I would spend some time with Jessica Marquez – [Flisted]

Check out the latest new girl next door – [Bullzeye]

Hottest news reporter ever does FHM shoot – [Flabber]

The best parenting picture I’ve ever seen – [Deaddog]

Marisa Miller’s Victoria’s Secret photos – [Don Chavez]

This is how they do it in Michigan – [Tastybooze]

Meet the best arm wrestler in Germany – [Nextround]

Ten Reasons why “Stand By Me” is cool – [Gunaxin]

Click on the photo to see Olga Kurylenko’s new calendar

Olga was a bond girl, and now she’s in some new calendar.  My only hope is that she’s trying to get into the United States and needs a husband.  I have absolutely no problem being a polygamist.  I’m sure my wife will understand.

More understanding women at Uncoached’s Facebook Group

The Portfolio

I don’t think I’d have the balls to do it, but the idea of coming home to a garage door that looked like I was about to enter a strip club seems pretty alluring to me.  Again, I would never do it but I sure as hell would like to see someone who would.

It’s just another one of those things that you would hardly think of.  I mean who wants to get a weird lamp?  Who wants to have a coffee table that looks like a hot chick bending over.  You know all doggystyle like.  Wait, what was I talking about?

Right, pimped out garage doors….

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If there were ways to describe this, I sure as hell couldn’t think of them.  Move over George Foreman.  Mr. T is the MAN.

Jibber Jabber!

I guess when you have the title 25-Year-Old Melissa Rogers it kind of means you don’t know much about her.  And rightfully so.  I know nothing.  I mean at least if I put in the term “actress” or “Floridian” I would have a shred of something on the girl.

But as it stands I only know that she’s highly attractive and is incredibly well groomed.  Is there anything else I can write on this beautiful brunette?

Yeah, she has great pictures.

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I kind of felt bad for this guy.  One little picture all lonely and stuff.  Sure I’ll be your friend buddy.

According to TMZ the other day

Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger has finally caught wind of his wife’s illegal — and habitual — cell phone antics … and now he’s finally gonna do something about it!

Apparently Arnold went on Twitter and dropped the following note to Harvey Levin:

“Thanks for bringing her violations to my attention. There’s going to be swift action.”

What exactly is the swift action going to be?  According to the state ban it’s a 20 dollar fine for the first offense and a 50 dollar fine for the second.  So again, what exactly is he going to do here?  Take away her allowance?

Personally I think he should threaten to narrow Maria’s jaw line.  But that’s just me.

Or perhaps Maria should remind Arnold of the photo above and more than likely the million times he’s smoked pot since.  Gotta keep your man on a leash Maria.

Those Democrats — they never learn … right Arnold

After Matt Robinson and before Roscoe Orman, Hal Miller played the role of Gordon for two seasons. In this segment, Gordon and Susan meet a new character, the Super Automated Machine (S.A.M.).

It kind of sounds like his voice is a long line of fart sounds.  I’m pretty sure if this thing approached me in real life I would shit myself to no end.

Do kids really like this stuff?   And I agree, what the hell is this thing doing on Sesame Street?  In 1972 no less.